PEFCA IS BACK IN BUSINESS AFTER A SUMMER BREAK AND HEREBY ANNOUNCES THAT IF ANYONE WANTS TO WALK THAT AISLE FOR ANOTHER YEAR, IT IS TIME TO GET READY.
MOE AND FURF HAVE BEEN WAY TOO BUSY THIS SUMMER TO GIVE A FULL ACCOUNT OF THE SUMMER, BUT REST ASSURED THAT THE LEGENDS HAVE FURTHER BROADENED THEIR FAN BASE IN SEVERAL ARENAS OVER THE BREAK.
MOE REPORTS THAT HE HAS A HANDFUL OF TRIPLE THREAT DVDs LEFT. IF YOU WANT ONE OF THESE LIMITED EDITION COLLECTOR ITEMS YOU BETTER FIND HIM QUICK.
THERE ARE A FEW THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED LATELY THAT WE WILL REPORT ON. FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE 1980s, MOE MISSED THE FIRST THREE DAYS OF FOOTBALL PRACTICE. IT WAS NOT BY ACCIDENT OR ILLNESS. IT WAS BY CHOICE. HE ACCOMPANIED THAT GIRLS TO BASKETBALL CAMP, PROMPTING THE COACHES TO COVER UP ALL TRACES OF HIS NAME AT THE FIELD HOUSE. THERE ARE SEVERAL THEORIES ON WHY HE CHOICE TO MISS PRACTICE, BUT THE MOST COMMON ONE INVOLVES BIG BUCKS BOBBY AND HIS OPEN WALLET. HOWEVER, MOE HAS RETURNED TO FOOTBALL PRACTICE AND IS BACK ON TRACK TO LEAD THE MUSTANGS ON THE FIELD AT THE HOOTENS CLASSIC AGAINST BIGELOW. FURF HAD PLENTY TO SAY ABOUT MOE AND HIS DECISION, AND WORD IS THAT THE POLICE WERE CALLED TO CHECK IN ON THE DISTURBANCE. MOE HAS ALREADY FELT THE CUFFS AROUND HIS WRISTS BEFORE. HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE HE WEARS THEM AGAIN, THE NEXT TIME IN THE BACK OF A SQUAD CAR?
PEFCA HAS ALREADY RECEIVED NOTIFICATION FROM SOME FANS THAT THEY ARE IN FOR YET ANOTHER MFSL SEASON OF PREDICTIONS AND CHALLENGES. AND SPEAKING OF CHALLENGES, MOE HAS STATED TO PEFCA CENTRAL THAT HE WANTS TO CHALLENGE FURF IN A NEW CHALLENGE THAT HAS NEVER TAKEN PLACE.
MOE WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT HE IS TRULY THE TOP DOG. AS IN AN EATING CHALLENGE THAT, IF HELD, WOULD HAVE TO BE NAMED
WE WILL SEE IF FURF IS UP FOR THE FIRST CALLED CHALLENGE OF THE YEAR
MOE REPORTS THAT CALVIN IS MAKING SOME IMPROVEMENTS TO THE HOUSE OF HARDCORE. MOE HAD SOME IDEAS ON THINGS HE COULD DO TO IMPROVE THE DOME, SO WE WILL SEE IF HE CAN GET THE BUILDING MAINTENANCE PHILOSOPHER TO DO A FEW EXTRA THINGS.
MOE AND FURF WILL HAVE SOME EXTRA DUTIES TO PERFORM THIS YEAR. IT A PPEARS THAT THEY WILL HAVE TWO FEMALE ASSISTANTS IN TRAINING DURING FOOTBALL SEASON. THEY ALSO HAVE TWO NEW COACHES TO TRAIN IN THE MUSTANG TRADITION. WHILE THEY MAY BE A CHALLENGE, WE FEEL CONFIDENT THAT THE LEGENDS WILL HAVE THEM ALL WHIPPED INTO SHAPE IN NO TIME.
THE LAST ITEM FOR THIS FIRST UPDATE WAS INEVITABLE. YOU KNEW THAT MR ANONYMOUS HAS BEEN GOING CRAZY WITHOUT AN OUTLET FOR HIS RANTS AND ACCUSATIONS. HERE IS HIS FIRST EMAIL OF THE YEAR.
Rumors have it Furf has wussed down to BIG BUCKS BOBBY abd MOE.Seems Moe bailed out of Football practice and went with the girls to UALR basketball camp, (smart move MOE ,,, air conditioned) and left poor little LAME FURF to fend for himself ( IN THE HEAT) SO!!!!! Furf said and I (QUOTE ) HE AINT COMING BACK, referring to MOE.... BUTT!!!!! Big BUCKS BOBBY stepped in and said , and I QUOTE MOE WILL BE BACK ,, and QUESS WHAT ,,, MOE was there MONDAY MORNING WITH BELLS ON ,,, SO the MORAL OF THIS STORY IS ,,,, BIG BUCKS BOBBY STARTS THE SEASON OFF WINNING AGAIN,,,, SORRY FURF BUTT THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH >>>>>>>>> MOE IS THE MANNNNNNN...ENOUGH SAID
WE EXPECT OPENING REMARKS FROM MOE AND FURF IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS
IT APPEARS THAT THERE IS SUPPORT FOR A SUPERDOG EATING CHALLENGE BETWEEN MOE AND FURF, WITH THE ADDITION OF ANOTHER WHO WANTS IN. BIG BUCKS BOBBY WANTS TO GO HEAD ON WITH THE LEGENDS, AND HAS STATED THAT HE WANTS TO GO AGAINST THEM WITH JUMBO BALL PARK FRANKS AS THE DOG OF CHOICE. MOE HAS SAID THAT HE PREFERS THE LITTLE CHEAP RED DOGS. BIG BUCKS HAS OFFERED TO PAY FOR THE DOGS, BUT ONLY IF THEY USE THE BIG DOGS. THERE WILL APPARENTLY BE SOME NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN THE PARTIES. STAY TUNED.
THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN THE LEGENDS AND PEFCA THAT INDICATE THERE WILL BE A SUPERDOG CHALLENGE IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE. BOBBY HAS CHECKED IN VIA PHONE AS WELL. THERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN QUITE A FEW COMMENTS PASSED BACK AND FORTH. FOR NOW, WE’LL POST A COUPLE OF EMAILS RECEIVED IN THE PAST FEW DAYS AND REPORT ON ANY NEW EVENTS THAT OCCUR AT THE END OF THE WEEK.
EMAIL FROM FURF
I had the night to think about it and its just as clear now.I am hear by to say that the start of the 2006 07 superpicks could be put on hold....That's right im hear by to say im am not going to take personal bashing on this page.I don't care if it's BBB,Goldenboy or even himself Bobby im not going to tolerate it .I know its just the beginning of the year of picks but need to say this and get it out in the open I wana have a fun picks year and all challengers are welcome but as last year no post I will accept from any Mr. Anonymous or nay any from persons who bash the page or Moe and Furf.This is just a message to clear the air and to all who are in best of luck and im here to defend my championship in the Highschool football picks this year.And as far as Bobby already winning somthing already...I dont recall him winning anything at all just yet.....best of luck and let the 2006 -07 picks season get underway.......
ANOTHER EMAIL RECEIVED
NEWS FLASH ,,,,, BIG BUCKS BOBBY'S DAUGHTER LITTLE BUCK'S BROOKE TRYING TO TAKE MOE AND FURFS JOBS?????????????????? SOMEBODY NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE THESE RUMORS. ANOTHER RUMOR IS LITTLE BUCKS BROOKE IS LOADED AND GOING TO BUY MOE AND FURF AT THE KICK OFF BANQUET !!!!!!!!!!!! COULD ALL THIS BE TRUE ?????? ANOTHER RUMOR IS THAT FURF MAYBE WARMING UP OLD FINGERS FOR HIGH RANKING SCHOOL OFFICIALS??????????
WE’LL START OUT THIS UPDATE WITH THE FIRST OFFICIAL MOE AND FURF REPORT RECEIVED VIA EMAIL
This is the following message through Moe and Furf...Title of this Hard Justice.Comments and remarks are about post made on the page from challenges and just post about.
As the season goes near and time to put up my title that I won last year I feel that this season will go on and a Champion that can say or be true to hole the title as of the football season has had we gear up for the new look of the football season and the new 2006 era of the new Class 3A Conf 2AAA.
I was looking at the page and updation that had took place.wow Moe got the jump on things and all with his Challenge well let me answer that Question it was not Moe who had figured this out it was hum how can ya can it oh yes it was Coach Hogan who come up with this challenge come on Moe comp off some one else's matches and learn from the master who can get a challenge up and going ya have more Brain farts than Mr. Anonymous.Just my thoughts but ill answer and have my post to him in a Moment here.In one thought we had put a ban on any post from him I guess this non thought of the law of MF Sports has just gone to one side and any one can post now....
Wow as they say how times have changed..but to him.As I look it says a lot of things that he is known for and its clear lets do that He did bail out of Football practice for 3 days.Yea BBB he knows a lot..I know where I was Its the thought.I don't know what's more bad having to be in the heat and taking it or having some one or 2 that cant keep there pones on to get a call to update someone and have another say there busy and hang up on ya....That's the thought?BBB hasn't won nothing just yet and this year will be diff I can promise you that.We do have 2 Welcome additions to the team and wana say to them thank you for your stopping in and you guys are Welcome here and be a part of the team.....I just wana thank you from myself and Moe as well.
But what Moe pob failed to say in his phone call was that he himself missed the Team Picture and that streak as was said by someone had ended that Wednesday when he was gone.I had a quote from him saying its a first but ive been in so many pictures and I can miss one it wont hurt.I don't know,But we will see if he sings a new song with his miss.This is just my start to post and as well comments and trying to defend myself and my being too.That's in a name of Legends of the great land of the Ville.
As we go on in a few we get ready for the football preview and new conf and teams ill get to that in a min but to the final point to counter point of the evening in my abundant vocab. In the days before the LR camp we went to ARK Tech camp 3 days in a row and had the Clinton group to stop by and well had an offer to come up the way to lend them the Legends to come up and help them......Well all I can say is now from time to time we have had diff people schools ask us that we have given them all the answers to the questions of all the past and will ive thought about it and all from that time and I have to say Thanks........BUT NO THANKS.....I am happy to say as the great football season in Perryville gets ready I am a MUSTANG and that's where im Staying right here in PERRYVILLE ARK!!!!!
I do Accept the Hogan/Moe Challenge of the Eat meet and if ya wana do it well we will see just who can go.As far as my Challenges im Game and in the game for this year to defend my championship and will defend it with pride........
Well with new teams and Diff travel this season will be a kinda diff with new thoughts...Yellville has been a place we have been in the past with travel and games won some of the new guys aka Coaches that haven't been here that not yet been there will get there chance to see The Summit soon.mayflower is a place well I cant go down that road so many thoughts form the last time that we went there...Many thoughts the night we went there all I can say ismy thoughts are far and near and ill post soon on the game that come up with comments ill let go then.Marshall we played last year a Conf game from the last and this year one of the 2 that will be a futher trip on the road.Harding we had the Shot at them in the playoffs and now a new Conf.Team we will see how things go this time as we match up with them.....Rose Bud Have no clue into what they are who they have and just know its near Heber Springs.Cave City and Salem next year Big 2 next year for the road we will have next year as we await there trip to the Ville.Ola and Dover and Bigelow....1st Bigelow the battle of Perry Co that this year will be in Conway and UCA....One can tell that we look forward to the game and as well Mustang fans are ready for the real 1st game as a TV watch will be seen to get video of the game and the 206 Perry Co. Champs and Hootens football Classic winner.Ola next we have them just about 18 min from home add that to Perryville a return for me and a old stomping grounds from a past of living and growing up.....the more I read and post about this I have to say there is only one real Mustang team and they don't wear Purple and Gold the real team is Maroon and Gray that's the real stuff.As teams play and remember the last time we were there they were lucky on a win they got this time no or non of my relatives play and are gone its time to get ready to see what happens and I feel the Perryville mustangs in this one will be the winners in this game.Dover just North of Russellville off of highway 7 a place of games played and seen this year there is and will be no Tucker he had left to the odd off brand Maroon in Morrilton with that said that a good color for him but Dover from games past we wana go out have fun and get a long awaited win over them that's for sure.many teams we have seen and played we have them again and this year out of the last 2 years in games will be interesting and look forward to games on the road and Even the Hootens Classic we are in look forward to that for sure.
I don't Usually say this but in NCAA and College Football ARK will Go>>Finish 3rd in the West and over all>>9-3 that's with a win over USC.....We will see and as well if I can post this just as he would have wanted to have this Paul Eells many thought of a great Sports guy and a great football game caller will be missed and honor him and thought as the Football season nears......A great play by play guy and just a great person too.......These are my thoughts about football and the season and to the Part 1 comments and observations of what's going on....In True Spirit of the games played to all who compete this year Good luck and all the best this season..........To the Running Mustangs this season and the Coaches Good luck to you all and wish you all the best and to the new Water Technicians welcome aboard and say thank you for your time and being apart of the team.....With that Said........Only one thing to say............ITS GAME TIME............this is the Furf report...........
PEFCA HAS RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING EMAIL FROM A PAST VISITOR WHO CALLS HIMSELF SPECIAL K
FIRST OF ALL ! THIS IS , AS YOU STUPIDS REQUESTED, JOE PAUL MONTAGUE,,, ALSO KNOWN AS MR. KKKK TO YOU STUPIDS.... ONCE AGAIN I VISITED YOUR STUPID WEBSITE AND ALREADY ( THE STUPIDS HAVE COME OUT OF THE WOODS) MEANING MOE AND FURF AND OF COURSE BIG BUCKS BOBBY,, THESE HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST INBRED , CORN SHUCKING, MONKEY CHASING, GOAT CATCHING ,CORN EATING STUPID INDIVIDUALS, THAT GOD HAS EVER PUT ON THIS PLANET,,,,A HOTDOG EATING CONTEST,, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING,, FAT BOY BIG BUCKS BOBBY COULD EAT EVERY HOTDOG IN YOUR STUPID COUNTY, AND PROBALY EAT MOE AND FURF TOO,, MAYBE THAT WOULD BE GOOD AND THEN WE WOULD BE RID OF TWO STUPIDS,, ANOTHER POINT OF INTEREST TO ME IS HOW WELL THE BIGELOW PANTHERS LOOKED AT PRACTICE,, RUMOR HAS IT THAT THEY WILL HUMILIATE PERRYVILLE AT THE HOOTENS KICK OFF....HAHAHAHA ,,,MR. KKKK
PEFCA IS NOW ENFORCING A RULING FROM LAST YEAR. NO EMAILS WILL BE POSTED ON THIS WEB SITE WITHOUT PROPER IDENTIFICATION. THAT MEANS THAT THERE WILL BE NO MESSAGES FROM MR ANONYMOUS UNLESS HE CHOOSES TO TAKE OFF THE MASK AND LETS IT BE KNOWN EXACTLY WHO HE IS. WHILE MOE AND FURF HAVE IDENTIFIED HIM AS BIG BUCKS BOBBY HIMSELF, YOU WILL NOT SEE AND MESSAGES FROM HIM UNTIL HE LEARNS HIS ROLE AND IIDENTIFIES HIMSELF OFFICIALLY.
WILL MOE BE LEADING THE MUSTANGS OUT AT THE HOOTENS CLASSIC OR WILL HE RETIRE FROM FOOTBALL IN PROTEST? MOE AND FURF HAVE MADE SOME REQUESTS OF THE COACHING STAFF THAT HAVE NOT BEEN MET AS OF FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN THE LEGENDS CALLED IN. MOE IS TAKING THE WEEKEND TO MAKE A DECISION THAT COULD CHANGE THE FACE OF PHS FOOTBALL. AT THIS TIME WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE DETAILS OF THE NEGOTIATIONS, BUT IN HIS CALL FRIDAY NIGHT, MOE INDICATED THAT IF HE AND FURF ARE NOT GIVEN PROPER RESPECT HE WILL EXIT THE PROGRAM AND GO FULL TIME BASKETBALL, BASEBALL AND SOFTBALL. WHILE FURF HAS NOT MADE QUITE AS STRONG A STATEMENT, HE TOO SAID THAT AFTER THIS LONG AT PERRYVILLE, THE COACHING STAFF SHOULD SHOW THEM MORE RESPECT. WE ALSO HAVE RECEIVED WORD THAT BIG BUCKS MAY BE INTERVENING IN THIS MATTER. STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES ON THIS MATTER.
THE LEGENDS AND BBB ARE APPARENTLY STILL NEGOTIATING THE TERMS OF A SUPERDOG EATING CONTEST. ONE OF THE OPTIONS WOULD BE FOR THE CHALLENGE TO INCLUDE EATING THE CYCLE, WHICH WOULD START WITH VIENNA SAUSAGE AND INCLUDE COCKTAIL WEENIES, CHEAP RED TURKEY DOGS, BIG BALL PARK FRANKS, A SUPER CHEESE CONEY DOG, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE. TALK OF THE CONTEST DIED DOWN FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT A DAY OR TWO AGO, WHEN BOBBY MET UP WITH THE LEGENDS, HE OFFERED THEM A FEW VIENNA SAUSAGES, LETTING THEM KNOW THAT HE WAS STILL READY TO WALK THAT AISLE UP TO THE FEEDING TROUGH AND GO HEAD ON AGAINST THE LEGENDS.
AND SPEAKING OF HEAD ON, ONCE AGAIN ONE OF THE LEGENDS, THIS TIME FURF, HAS MADE HIS MARK ON POP CULTURE AND INTERNATIONAL COMMERCE. SINCE STATING THAT WE WENT HEAD ON WITH WOOD SEVEN YEARS AGO, THE TRUE EXTREME MEANING OF THE PHRASE HAS INSPIRED A PAIN RELIEVER THAT IS NOW BEING BROADCAST ON SEVERAL CABLE CHANNELS. EVEN THE FEW PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW MOE AND FURF HAVE BEEN AFFECTED BY THESE COMMERCIALS. NOW PEOPLE ARE MAKING THEIR OWN HEAD ON COMMERCIALS AND PUTTING THEM ON THE INTERNET. FANS OF THE LEGENDS SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED, AS WE HAVE SEEN MANY INSTANCES OF THE LEGENDS AND THEIR TRENDSETTING MOVES.
IT IS NOW ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE FURF HIMSELF DECIDES TO PRODUCE HIS OWN EXTREME VERSION THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GIVE HIM CREDIT. THE PEFCAM IS READY WHENEVER HE IS.
IT LOOKS LIKE BIG BUCKS BOBBI HAS STEPPED IN AGAIN. AFTER A MEETING BETWEEN HIM AND THE COACHING STAFF, IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT THE REQUESTS OF MOE AND FURF HAVE BEEN MET. HOWEVER, WE HAVE ALSO RECEIVED REPORTS THAT THERE MAY BE SOME MORE NEWS ON THE MOE AND FURF FRONT IN COMING DAYS LEADING UP TO THE PIGPEN GAME. STAY TUNED.
MOE CALLED IN WITH AN UPDATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT. HE REPORTS THAT HE HAS BEEN WORKING ON A NEW POLE FOR THE MUSTANG MOE FLAG, SINCE HE HAS NOT BEEN HAPPY WITH THE PLASTIC POLE. MOE HAS CONFIRMED THAT HE WILL TAKE THE FIELD AT UCA FOR THE FIRST TIME, FLAG IN HAND, TO LEAD THE MUSTANGS OUT FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
CHAD HOOTEN HAS EMAILED PEFCA WITH A SUGGESTION FOR A TIEBREAKER TO THE WEEK ONE PRESEASON MATCHUP. HE SUGGESTED THAT THE TIEBREAKER SHOULD BE FOR CONTESTANTS TO PREDICT HOW MANY TIMES MOE AND FURF WILL APPEAR ON HOOTENS ARKANSAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL SHOW ON THE SATURDAY AFTER THE GAME. MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN TO SEE THE MUSTANGS AND THE LEGENDS, AND DON’T FORGET TO SEND IN YOUR PICKS BY THIS SUNDAY NIGHT. MOE BELIEVES HE HAS AN ADVANTAGE IN A HEAD TO HEAD HOOTEN APPEARANCE CONTEST WITH FURF, SINCE HE WILL BE ON THE FIELD AND FURF WILL BE FILMING THE GAME, BUT WE PREDICT A CLOSE CONTEST, AS THE HOOTEN BOYS WILL DISCOVER THAT IT IS NEVER TOO HARD TO FIND FURF.
BRING YOUR CAMERAS TO CONWAY NEXT TUESDAY NIGHT, AS THE PEFCAM WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET TO THE GAME IN TIME FROM WALDRON. WE FULLY EXPECT THE LEGENDS TO HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE PIG-PENNERS, AND PREDICT THAT THERE WILL BE YET ANOTHER UNLACING BY FINGERS FURF.
MOE AND FURF MADE THEIR FIRST APPEARANCE AT UCA BUT THEY COULD NOT SAVE THE MUSTANGS FROM TAKING IT ON THE CHIN FROM THE PIG-PENNERS. MOE REPORTEDLY HAD NOTHING TO SAY THAT NIGHT, AND RUMORS WERE GOING THROUGH THE CROWDS THAT MOE WAS ON HIS WAY TO THE GYM TO CONCENTRATE ON BASKETBALL ONLY. HOWEVER, AFTER THE JR HIGH MUSTANGS PUT AWAY BIGELOW ON THURSDAY NIGHT, THE LEGENDS ARE BACK ON THE BUS FULL FORCE AND THEY ARE RECOVERING FROM THE HOOTENS CLASSIC LOSS.
FRIDAY WAS FURFDAY 2006 AND THINGS WERE FINE FOR FURF FOR THE MOST PART. HOWEVER, A PACKAGE WAS DELIVERED TO THE FIELD HOUSE ADDRESSED TO FURF ON HIS BIRTHDAY. WHEN THE PACKAGE WAS OPENED, THERE WAS YET ANOTHER JOB OFFER EXTENDED TO FURF, THIS TIME FROM BIGELOW AND SIGNED BY SOMEONE WHO CALLED HIMSELF COACH BIGELOW. THERE WAS ALSO A BIGELOW T-SHIRT INCLUDED WITH FURFS NAME ON THE BACK. WAS THIS ANOTHER LEGITIMATE JOB OFFER OR JUST SOME DEGENERATE FROM BIGELOW TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY TO RUB IT IN ON FURF.
PEFCA SPOKE TO FURF ON THE PHONE FRIDAY. WHETHER IT WAS A LEGIT OFFER OR NOT, FURF WANTED A RESPONSE FROM HIM TO BE POSTED ON THE WEB SITE.
I WOULD NEVER ACCEPT ANY OFFER OF ANY KIND FROM ANYONE FROM BIGELOW. I WILL ALWAYS BE A MUSTANG AND ANY $**%#&$*^%)* (*^^(*%^%* (*^*^$%^# $#^#&^
NOT JUST NO BUT ^%#$ &%$%^*$*^ *^%*&& $^#&#&%^
THE DAY AFTER FURFDAY WAS NOT A GOOD ONE FOR ARKANSAS FURFAMANIACS. NOT ONLY DID THE RAZORBACKS TAKE IT ON THE CHIN, BUT MOE AND FURF WERE SHUT OUT BY THE HOOTEN BOYS ON THEIR SHOW. WAS THIS A RESULT OF THE POOR SHOWING OF THE MUSTANGS, OR WERE THEY PAID OFF BY SOMEONE FROM THE EAST END OF THE COUNTY? COULD IT BE THAT THEY HAVE KINFOLK IN BIGELOW? PEFCA WILL DO SOME INVESTIGATING ON THIS MATTER AND REPORT OUR FINDINGS.
PEFCA CENTRAL HAS RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING RESPONSE AND REPORT FROM THE HOOTEN BOYS
Our photojournalists searched for the legends early in the 3rd quarter of the debacle but were told that the legends had exited the stadium just after halftime. It was at about this same time that a Bigelow grandmother was blindsided in the bleachers by one of those Marines red and white nerf footballs. The bullett broke her glasses and caused a throbbing headache, but none of the Marines on hand took responsibility?
An investigation is set to continue this week in Perry County. Any information provided is appreciated and your name will be kept confidential.
Authorities made note that Furf told Hooten before the game: "I can't wait to kick their a.."
PEFCA HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THE LEGENDS THIS WEEK. IT SEEMS THAT AFTER A JOB OFFER FROM BIGELOW WAS REJECTED BY FURF, THE PIGPENNERS HAVE MADE THE SAME OFFER TO MOE, WITH ANOTHER OFFERING OF A BIGELOW T-SHIRT. WILL THEY EVER LEARN. FURF REPORTS THAT HE HAD A T-SHIRT BARBEQUE WITH HIS T-SHIRT, AND MOE IS THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH HIS
IN YET ANOTHER MILESTONE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, NOT ONLY DID FURF TORCH THE SHIRT, HE ALSO CAUGHT THE FESTIVITIES ON VIDEO. THAT MEANS THAT WHEN THE NEXT DVD COMES OUT, IT WILL INCLUDE FURF VIDEOTAPING FURF IN ACTION.
MOE HAS REPORTED HIS RETIREMENT FROM PEEWEE ACTION. HE HAS HUNG UP HIS SATURDAY CAREER. WE DON’T KNOW IF IT’S BECAUSE THINGS AREN’T THE SAME WITH BUTCHBALL NOW EXTINCT OR IF HEDOESN’T WANT TO RISK ANY MORE TROUBLE WITH THE LAW, AS HE HAD BEFORE WITH THE PRESS BOX DOOR INCIDENT. MOE PLANS TO SPEND SEVERAL SATURDAYS THIS SEASON WATCHING HENDERSON STATE IN ACTION.
MOE ALSO REPORTED THAT HE DID A LITTLE TOO MUCH YELLING AND JUMPING AT OLA LAST FRIDAY. HE HAS REINJURED THE KNEE, WHICH WILL PUT OFF ANY POSSIBILITIES FOR EXTREME PHYSICAL ACTION CHALLENGES IN THE NEAR FUTURE. HE DID SAY, HOWEVER, THAT HE COULD STILL STEP UP AND FACE FURF IN A HOT DOG EATING CONTEST. WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED A RESPONSE FROM FURF YET.
MOE HAS ALSO REQUESTED AN NFL CHALLENGE THIS SEASON. PEFCA WILL TRY IT OUT ON A TEMPORARY BASIS, AND IF THERE ARE ENOUGH CHALLENGERS, WE WILL CONTINUE IT UNTIL THE HIGH SCHOOL PLAYOFFS BEGIN.
PEFCA HAS PRODUCED A SHORT TRIBUTE TO YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF FURF AND HIS EFFECT ON TODAYS WORLD. IF YOU ARE A TRUE FAN OF FINGERS FURF, YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST INDIVIDUAL TO GO HEAD ON WITH WOOD AND THE MASTER OF FINDING EXTREME WALLS, POLES AND OTHER OBJECTS THAT HE CAN APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. NOW THAT A DRUG COMPANY HAS STOLEN HIS PHRASE AND IS ADVERTISING THEIR PRODUCT ON CABLE TV AND SATELLITE STATIONS WORLDWIDE, PEFCA FEELS OBLIGED TO EXPOSE THIS THEFT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY WITH NO COMPENSATION. ALTHOUGH THIS VIDEO IS LOW RESOLUTION, REST ASSURED THAT A HIGHER QUALITY VERSION WILL BE INCLUDED ON THE NEXT MOE & FURF DVD.
THERE HAVE NOT BEEN MANY NEWS ITEMS REPORTED FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS, BUT MOE AND FURF ARE STILL IN ACTION
MOE REPORTS THAT HIS KNEE REHAB IS COMING ALONG. WE CAN TELL HE MUST BE GETTING CLOSE TO EXTREME CONDITION, BECAUSE HE MENTIONED THIS WEEKEND THAT IT’S TIME TO GET THE DANCING SHOES OUT AND READY FOR HOMECOMING.
FURF HAS REPORTED THAT MOE IS A ^*(&*$%#^%#. HE SAYS THAT HE CHALLENGED MOE TO A LIFTING CHALLENGE, BUT THAT MOE DECLINED.
WE HAVE RECEIVED WORD THAT THE INCLUSION OF FUPA IN THE WEEKLY PICKS HAVE CAUSED SOMEWHAT OF A DISTURBANCE. PEFCA CENTRAL WILL RESPOND WITH A NEW MODIFIED JOE STOUTE RULE: IF FUPA LOSES A GAME ON THE BOARD, THEN EVERYONE WHO PICKED AGAINST THEM GETS DOUBLE POINTS FOR THEIR PICK.
SPECIAL K HAS ACCUSED FURF OF BUYING, WHINING, BEGGING AND CRYING HIS WAY TO THE WEEK ONE TITLE AFTER AN OVERNIGHT UPDATE LAST WEEK IN WHICH THE WINNER CHANGED OVERNIGHT FROM JOSH COLE TO FURF. PEFCA CONTENDS THAT FURFS PICKS WERE NOT INCLUDED WHEN THE FIRST SCORES WERE POSTED. WE ASSUME THAT FURF WOULD LIKE TO TELL SPECIAL K TO SHUT UP AND QUIT WHINING….
FURF HAS SENT IN A FEW WORDS FOR A CHOSEN FEW INDIVIDUALS
Well I need to address a few things here this week I seen the page been updated and seen this Special K who in the Blue H are you as for where are ya from you need to know something here this is PEFCA this is MFSL and this is MOE andFURF Sports Inc. I for sure don't know what been ya have to get on our page and say all these things and to add that I and I quote as saying:Buying,Whining Begging and Crying my way to week one title over an over night update end quote...Ya need to know something if ya don't like it get the F out the web page and another thing need to have a real name and or you will not pic or post on this page for sure.As far as Moe goes 2 points to make on him...1 he don't know it but PA or shall I say MoPA ya just don't pick them and try to win by trying to get ahead on the games its just not a Perry Co thing to do.For the life of me please don't pick them its just the way of Joe and the thought of his Rule.#2 and final word is that ya don't like my lil challenge to life and my word is as it is you are what I said as on this page a Big ^(%$#$*@# and if ya don't know what that is well just ya need to ask again.Ill ask again next week and see if your Couch Knee is any better and if not and ya know what that is just get out of that chair and couch and I am sure known cure for that is just getting up off your Couch knee that's it.With all this said and all is done time for Cave City and homecoming 2006 and its just about time for a win by them Mustangs in a time to be 2-0 in conf and to do well play hard as well all the best this week and good luck to you guys.....
IT APPEARS THAT THERE IS YET ANOTHER CONTROVERSY REGARDING BIG BUCKS BOBBY. HE HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF HACKING INTO THE WEB SITE AND PUTTING HIS PICTURE ON THE FRONT PAGE. HE HAS ALSO MADE STATEMENTS TO THE EFFECT THAT HE WANTS TO BUY THE WEB SITE AND RUN IT INTO THE GROUND.
NOW HE HAS BEEN DECLARED THE WINNER OF THE WEEK SIX SUPERPICKS CHALLENGE. FURF HAS FILED A PROTEST. HERE ARE THE PROTEST AND FINAL RULING FROM PEFCA CENTRAL AS REPORTED ON THE CHALLENGE PAGE
FURF LODGES PROTEST OF RESULTS
THE FOLLOWING IS AN EMAIL RECEIVED FROM FURF SUNDAY NIGHT
I think it should be under review that he sent in his picks they were not in last night and today Magie won that should be official...He said to me Friday he would not send in his picks this week to only win this week not happening.So Moe myself want this under Review as of the meeting and Zero Tolerance this week. PICK SHOULD BE UNDER REVIEW....I have Magie and Moe backing me on this one.
WEEK SIX PEFCA REVIEW RESULTS
PEFCA HAS REVIEWED BOBBY’S PICKS. AFTER FURTHER REVIEW OF HIS EMAIL ENTRY, IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED THAT HIS INTERNET COMPANY DELAYED THE SENDING OF HIS PICKS AND AWARDS THE WEEK 6 TITLE TO HIM.
THIS WAS THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED TO FURF IN WEEK ONE OF THE SEASON. IF WE ARE TO STRIP BOBBY OF THIS TITLE, WE WOULD HAVE TO STRIP FURF OF HIS WEEK ONE WIN.
HOWEVER, AFETR QUESTIONABLE ATTEMPTS AT HACKING INTO THE MFSL WEB SITE WITH A PICTURE OF BIG BUCKS, PEFCA HAS DETERMINED THAT BOBBY SHOULD BE PLACED ON SUPER EXTREME PROBATION UNTILL THE YEAR 2007. IF HE IS FOUND GUILTY OF ANY VIOLATIONS DURING THIS PERIOD, HE WILL BE BANNED FROM THE SITE.
PEFCA CENTRAL HAS RECEIVED NUMEROUS EMAILS AND RUMORS OVER THE PAST SEVERAL DAYS. THERE ARE MANY ISSUES THAT HAVE ARISEN AND THINGS HAVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT THAT THE FUTURE OF THIS WEB SITE IS NOW IN QUESTION.
NOW WE WILL DEAL WITH THE MOST IRRITATING ITEM.
SPECIAL K HAS SENT IN THIS MESSAGE WITH HIS PICKS
Seem's like King Stupid FURF got his way again, and Little STUPID MOE , and BIG STUPID BOBBY loose again, and for my pick's , What happened, King Stupid FURF Scared to post them, afraid I might come out on top.Maybe this week you Stupid's can get my pick's on your stupid WEBSITE, Special KKK, Joe Paul Montague
AS A RESULT OF THIS DISRESPECTFUL MESSAGE, SPECIAL K HAS BEEN PLACED ON SUPER EXTREME PROBATION WITH BIG BUCKS, WITH FURTHER DISCIPLINE, INCLUDING POSSIBLE EXPULSION FROM THIS SITE FOR LIFE, TO BE CONSIDERED BY PEFCA IN THE COMING WEEK. FURF HAS MENTIONED THAT IT MAY BE TIME FOR A LOSER LEAVE THE WEB PAGE CHALLENGE AGAINST HIM. STAY TUNED
AFTER RECEIVING AND INVESTIGATING THE VARIOUS MESSAGES TO PEFCA, WE ARE CHOOSING TO POST ONLY ONE MESSAGE. THIS MESSAGE WAS SENT WITH A REQUEST THAT THE NAME BE KEPT CONFIDENTIAL, AND CONSIDERING THE SUBJECT, WE WILL HONOR THE REQUEST. PEFCA VERIFIES THAT THIS IS FROM A RELIABLE AND LOST TRUSTED SOURCE
Big bucks is at it again, just to let you know the web site will be shut down!!! Word is he has paid computer works a large sum of money, he is saying there will be no high school playoffs this year on the board. Stay tuned , furf will blow a gasket, if anyway possible get this breaking news out before the Thursday night game
WE HAVE ALSO RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM A NEW GUEST TO THE WEB PAGE. WE HAVE NOT YET VERIFIED THE IDENTITY OF THIS INDIVIDUAL, BUT SO FAR IT APPEARS THAT THIS IS DEFINITELY A PERSON OF INTEREST TO THE WEB SITE AND PERRY COUNTY SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. ALTHOUGH WE DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE NICKNAME, WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH IF HE WALKS THE WALK OR IF HE’S ALL TALK.
This is my first time to post, and to set everything straight bobby big bucks is the one who made the remarks about stokes it wasn’t FURF. I want these statements posted on the site and also to let everyone know I am the one who signs the checks!!! So get off the BOYS big bucks
Johnny B. Bad
PEFCA HAS RECEIVED SEVERAL OFFERS TO SELL OR SHUT DOWN THE SITE IN THE RECENT PAST, AND THERE ARE RUMORS THAT SOME MEMBERS HAVE MADE DAMAGING COMMENTS ABOUT THE PEFCA EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE AND THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE WEB PAGE. THERE ARE THREE OPTIONS THAT PEFCA IS CONSIDERING AT THIS TIME. THE INDIVIDUAL WHO HACKED INTO THE WEB SITE A FEW WEEKS AGO WAS RIGHT. THERE WILL BE SOME EXTREME CHANGES IN THE NEAR FUTURE. STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT WHAT PEFCA DECIDES AND WHAT HAPPENS.
PEFCA HAS DETERMINED THAT THE EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE WILL VOTE IN THE NEXT WEEK TO DECIDE THE FUTURE OF SOME OF THE INDIVIDUALS CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN THE PERRY COUNTY SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT SCENE. THESE MATTERS WILL BE KEPT SECRET UNTIL THE COMMITTEE DETERMINES WHAT IS BEST FOR LEGENDLAND AND THE WEB SITE.
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGES HAVE BEEN RECEIVED BY PEFCA CENTRAL. THE SOURCE WILL REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL ALL DECISIONS ARE MADE PUBLIC
Just to let you know, furf bobby, and moe are tight!!! Bobby spent over $500 on the legends.
As for you Stupid's and your Stupid Superpick's, where did you come up with these Stupid bracket's? Why doe's KING STUPID FURF pair up with Rose, who hasn't picked in week's? Why doe's Little STUPID MOE pair up with Plague who hasn't won anything ? Why doe's BIG STUPID BOBBY end up against me? I tell you why , because that's the only KING STUPID FURF or LITTLE STUPID MOE or BIG STUPID BOBBY can win , I mean , this must RIGGED BY THE MASTER OF ALL STUPID'S! So this is Wednesday and I've got two day's to send in my pick's. Maybe I will or maybe I won't . Who CARE'S? One of these STUPID's Will WIN anyway. As KING STUPID FURF SAID , It doesn't take a two year old scientist to teach a monkey how to piss in space! Maybe I will send in my pick's and BEAT BIG STUPID BOBBY then I can Beat LITTLE STUPID MOE , then go on and BEAT KING STUPID FURF, OH WELL WHO CARE'S , I DON'T . BY STUPIDVILLE
Well its time to finally put my thoughts together and lets see how much you know about picks....Ive seen ya post and pick off and on and the only thing ya have to pic dont have to do with games more less with anything you have or been around....So ive and Moe have thought of somthing you have him in Round 1 thats a good gift for moe He will for sure win...If I am King of the Stupids we at least ive got somthing going for me more than ya have for you...All Ive got to say that name ya have is a joke no real name and proclaim who ever the blue H you are dont post on our page if ya have no or lil class to post and have a real name more less a real name....
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS
THE PEFCA WEBMASTER WAS IN HOT SPRINGS AT THE STATE CROSS COUNTRY MEET AND WAS NOT ABLE TO VIEW LAST WEEKS SUPER LEGEND APPEARANCE BY MOE ON THE HOOTEN BOYS SHOW. IF ANYONE HAPPENED TO RECORD THIS EVENT, PEFCA ASKS THAT YOU GET A COPY OF THE VIDEO TO PEFCA CENTRAL OR MOE OR FURF IN ORDER FOR US TO ARCHIVE THE FOOTAGE FOR A FOURTH DVD. IF YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF THE SEGMENT EMAIL PEFCA AT firstname.lastname@example.org
PEFCA WILL ADD A NEW CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT THIS SEASON. MOES NFL CHALLENGE WILL DETERMINE THE SEEDING FOR THE FIRST EVER MFSL NFL SUPERPICK CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS. THIS TOURNAMENT WILL BEGIN NEXT WEEK AND WILL BE OPEN TO ALL CHALLENGERS. THOSE WHO HAVE NOT COMPETED WILL DRAW FOR SEEDINGF AT THE BOTTOM.
BIG BUCKS BOBBY HAS BEEN DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST LATELY, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS. SEVERAL MFSL MEMBERS HAVE INDICATED THAT THEY SUSPECT HE HAS ALSO BEEN SPECIAL K ON THE WEB PAGE DUE TO SOME OF HIS EMAILS THAT HAVE BEEN SENT IN.
SPEAKING OF SPECIAL K, HERE IS AN EMAIL WE HAVE RECEIVED FROM HIM RECENTLY
From the desk of JOE PAUL MONTAGUE ,, Also known as SPECIAL KKK. Since I didn't sign my last email I didn"t know if you bunch OF STUPID'S could figure it out that it was from SPECIAL KKK or not. For your record's ,,, it WAS. As for my pick's against BIG STUPID BOBBY ,I want to go back to a previous ruling of your PEFCA board and pick as KING STUPID FURF once did , MY PICK'S this week will be SAME as BYE against MASTER STUPID STOKE'S .. What's the new's with KING STUPID FURF and LITTLE STUPID MOE and BIG STUPID BOBBY, are they all SLEPPING IN THE SAME BED WITH EACH OTHER? Word is they are being called the new THREE GAY CABERLEROS, BYE STUPIDVILLE FROM SPECIAL KKK,,JOE PAUL MONTAGUE
PEFCA WILL SOON BE MAKING A RULING ON THE STATUS OF SPECIAL K, THE PLAGUE AND BIG BUCKS HIMSELF…..STAY TUNED
THE QUARTERFINALS OF THE ORIGINAL MFSL HIGH SCHOOL SUPERPICKS TOURNAMENT IS THIS WEEK, AND THIS WEEK THE HIGHLIGHTED MATCH IS BOBBY AGAINST MOE. FURF HAS ACCUSED MOE OF TEAMING UP WITH BOBBY IN THE PAST, SO IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS THIS WEEK, ESPECIALLY SINCE PHS AND THE LEGENDS WILL MAKE THE TRIP TO THE PIG PEN FOR BASKETBALL ACTION.
WE HAVE HEARD THAT AN INDIVIDUAL WHO CALLS HIMSELF JOHNNY B BAD HAS BEEN MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT THE CONTROVERSY BETWEEN BIG BUCKS, MOE AND FURF. WE HAVE HEARD THAT HE HAS SAID THAT IF BIG BUCKS TRIES TO BUY OUT THE WEB PAGE OR IF HE TRIES TO FIX THE SUPERPICKS TOURNAMENT, HE WILL SEE THAT BOBBYS WAD OF FOLDING MONEY IS ROLLED UP AND INSERTED WHERE IT CANNOT BE RETRIEVED. HE HAS STATED EARLIER THAT HE IS THE MAN WHO WRITES THE CHECKS. NOW WORD HAS IT THAT HE SAID YOU CAN FIT A WHOLE LOT OF ZEROES ON A CHECK, BUT A POCKET CAN ONLY HOLD SO MANY BILLS…
PEFCA HAS RECEIVED TWO EMAILS THAT ARE OF INTEREST TO THE MEMBERSHIP. THE FIRST ONE IS FROM MAGIE
I’m tired of BB, he gave moe a $50 gift card last night he is throwing money in moe’s face in order to win the high school playoffs. Enough is enough. I’m with furf he needs some sanctions. Where is furf’s gift card?
THE SECOND EMAIL IS APPARENTLY FROM A LONG TIME READER AND FAN WHO HAS NOT SPOKEN UP UNTIL NOW
To: Pefca and Moe and Furf
From: John Black
I'm new to the web page and seen your page from my Days off.This message is for sev people in the land of Pefca and MF Sports.OK I need to address sev people in this picks challenge you have going on there in Perry Co.Sev people have been saying things and I wanna address them if I can?The guy that calls himself Joe Pall Montague or as Special K or who ever you are and your rants on Moe and Furf need to end now.I am looking into it myself with people who work close to me and I have a name that I can add to that stupid name after 3 months of looking into the matter I have as well as the people close to me have told me 100% its Bobby Elliott or Big Bucks as they call him down there.As your lil messages as Special K and the only thing they have to say is and talk about Stupid people and it looks to me your the silly lil stupid person that's on here you cant win a game more less win in the Tourn that's going on how special Bobby vs Special K one in the same they cancel out so Bobby got his win by forfeit and he got Moe.I have it my thoughts are that the 2 Special K and Bobby and as one are.Next someone is doing a good thing by taking up for Moe and Furf of if I can say that's whats happening there someone by the name of Johnny B Badd as its looking and that if any bad activity going on on the web page happens my team will also look into the matter and pass info to Pefca soon.For now thanks Johnny B Badd for the help and stepping up for the Legends in Perry Co. sports.Word was that the teams from Perryville went to Bigelow and had 4 games and as well word was that in that night they had won 4 games as well so I send congrats to the Coaches and teams on there win over there rival the other night. As well I wanna send Congrats to Moe and Furf on there Football Season and doing better than some on the web page had thought you all would do.As well watching TV from here your Arkansas Hogs have my vote and DMac for the big trophy at the end of the season and may you all do well and make a great bowl game in Jan.1.As for me my name is John Black I approve MF and Pefca and will be a full baker for the web page for full trust in my work and solving things and will say this Moe and Furf will live forever and Bobby Big Bucks if ya don't like the page or the Legends or show them respect for there work and for sure will find out I'm just going to enforce with Pefca a ban or suspension for there page along with this person known as Special K.Thanks for the Legends hard work and to all who post or play sometime tell them thanks and as well many more wins for the Hogs and Mustangs this season......Go Hogs and Mustangs!
THERE IS ONE MORE EMAIL WE HAVE RECEIVED THAT IS OF EXTREME INTEREST.
I AM ABOUT TIRED OF BOBBY. I AM TIRED OF SPECIAL K. IT MAY BE TIME FOR ME TO WRITE A CHECK. WHO WILL I WRITE IT TO, IT WILL EITHER BE TO BOBBY AND SPECIAL K TO SHUT UP OR TO SOMEONE ELSE WHO WILL SHUT THEM UP FOR ME. THE CHECKBOOK IS OUT. WHAT DO YOU SAY BIG MOUTH MORONS?
JOHNNY BE BAD
PEFCA HAS RECEIVED SEVERAL EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS OVER SEVERAL ISSUES. WE WILL TAKE THIS THANKSGIVING EVE TO UPDATE YOU ON A FEW MATTERS.
AS A RESULT OF SEVERAL HOOTEN PREDICTIONS AGAINST PERRYVILLE AND AFTER INCLUDING MOE BUT NOT FURF ON A RECENT TELECAST, FURF HAS MENTIONED THAT HE WAS CONSIDERING EXTREME EXCOMMUNICATION OF THE HOOTENS FROM MF ENTERTAINMENT. HE HAS CALLED IN THE PAST TWO OR THREE WEEKS TO THE RAZORBACK PREGAME RADIO CALL-IN SHOW WITH CHUCK BARRETT AND PLANS TO MAKE HIS MOVE AGAIN THIS FRIDAY. HOWEVER, IN THE TRADITION BEGUN A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO BY RANDY RAINWATER, THEY HAVE DECIDED TO PRONOUNCE HIS NAME WRONG. THE LAST TWO TIMES HE CALLED IN HE WAS IDENTIFIED AS FUR.
FURF MAY NEED TO RECONSIDER HIS OPINION OF THE HOOTENS. PEFCA HAS RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM THE HOOTEN BOYS IN WHICH THEY INFORMED PEFCA THAT THEY WILL SEND THEIR FOOTAGE OF MOES APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW. THEY ALSO SAID THAT WHEN THEY WERE EDITING THE FOOTAGE FOR THEIR SHOW, ONE OF THE PHS COACHES STEPPED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA AND BLOCKED THE SHOT OF FURF THEY HAD PLANNED ON PUTTING ON THE SHOW. SO IT SEEMS THAT ONCE AGAIN THE CURRENT PHS COACHES HAVE PLOTTED TO HOLD BACK FURF. THE ONLY QUESTION AT THIS POINT IS WHO WAS THE COACH THAT STEPPED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. THIS IS A MATTER THAT WILL PROBABLY RESULT IN AN IVESTIGATION BY THE LEGENDS.
PEFCA HAS RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING EMAIL FROM BIG BUCKS HIMSELF
To. MOE AND FURF, and PEFCA
I don't know but I've been told that this website maybe under FEDERAL investigation, this come's from a very reliable source. As for MOE and FURF winning , all I got to say is CONGRATULATION'S.. As for JOHN BLACK , SPECIAL KKK, PLAGUE , JOHNNY B. BAD, you could put them all in one BAG and when you dumped it out you would still have a big PILE OF CRAP. AS for Johnny B. Bad writing a check, and that's all he can do , I SAY WRITE YOUR CHECK, BRING IT TO ME AND I WILL CASH IT FOR YOU OUT OF MY POCKET, because all said and done everyone know's BIG BUCK'S could buy and sell this bunch of LOSER'S ,,, AGAIN,, AND THAT'S the BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE BIG BUCK'S SAID SO.... And once again CONGRATULATION'S MOE and FURF..........THIS COME'S FROM THE ONE AND ONLY BOBBY ELLIOTT
AS THE MFSL SUPERPICKS PLAYOFFS CONTINUES TO THE SEMIFINALS THIS WEEK, PEFCA ANNOUNCES THAT THERE WILL BE A LOSERS SECOND CHANCE ROUND NEXT WEEK FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. THE FORMAT FOR THIS ROUND WILL BE REVEALED THIS WEEKEND.
ONCE AGAIN THE CORPORATE WORLD HAS CAPITALIZED ON THE FAME OF THE LEGENDS. FURF SENT THIS LOGO IN AS PROOF THAT EVERYONE CONTINUES TO JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON ANY WAY THEY CAN. YOU CAN FIND THIS AT http://www.capitalonebowl.com/
WE HAVE CORRECTED THIS LOGO FOR PEFCA PURPOSES:
IT HAS HAPPENED AGAIN. THE LEGENDS HAVE BOTH ADVANCED AND WILL MEET ONCE AGAIN IN THE FINALS OF THE MFSL SUPERPICKS CHALLENGE. THIS IS THE FIFTH YEAR THEY HAVE BOTH MADE IT TO THE FINALS IN ONE OF THE TWO BIGGEST EVENTS OF THE MFSL SEASON, THE OTHER BEING THE MOE AND FURF BOWL. FURF IS THE DEFENDING CHAMP FROM LAST YEAR.
THIS YEAR ONCE AGAIN PEFCA HAS ADDED A NEW DIMENSION TO THE CHALLENGE. MOE AND FURF WILL GET THE WEEK OFF AND ANY CHALLENGER WHO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED CAN SEND IN THEIR PICKS FOR THE SURVIVOR ROUND. THE TOP SCORING CHALLENGER WILL GET A SLOT IN THE FINALS BUT WILL HAVE TO COMPETE WITH A HANDICAPPED SCORE AS A RESULT OF GETTING IN THROUGH THE SURVIVOR ROUND INSTEAD OF WINNING ALL THE WAY IN.
WHO WILL SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT WITH THE LEGENDS NEXT WEEK?
FURF HAS BEEN WORKING AT IT FOR A FEW WEEKS, AND FINALLY MADE IT LAST THURSDAY; HE WAS THE FIRST CALLER TO CHUCK BARRETT ON THE RAZORBACK PREGAME SHOW. IN ANOTHER FIRST, THEY PRONOUNCED HIS NAME RIGHT. HE HAD BEEN KNOWN AS FUR THE FIRST TWO TIMES HE CALLED IN.
MOE AND FURF WILL BE HEADING TO DOVER THIS WEDNESDAY FOR JR MUSTANG ACTION AND THE PLANS AT THIS TIME FOR A PEFCA COMMITTEE MEETING AND A SHORT MEETING WITH FURF. IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME THE LEGENDS AND PEFCA MEET AT DOVER, SOMETHING EXTREME HAPPENS, SO STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS ON THIS WEEK’S VISIT…
AS PEFCA PREPARES TO CROWN ITS SUPERPICKS CHAMP NEXT WEEK AND PREPARES FOR THE MOE AND FURF BOWL, ONCE AGAIN CONTROVERSY SEEMS TO BE SIMMERING. BIG BUCKS BOBBY HAS BEEN FLASHING CASH AND TRASHING FURF AND PEFCA, ALL WHILE THREATENING TO BUY THE WEB SITE AND TAKE IT DOWN. WE HAVE ALSO RECEIVED TWO INTERESTING EMAILS FROM WHAT APPEARS TO BE TWO NEW VISITORS. ALTHOUGH PEFCA POLICY REQUIRES IDENTIFICATION BEFORE POSTING, WE HAVE DECIDED TO SUSPEND THE RULES THIS TIME DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE EMAILS.
From : email@example.com
Sent : Friday, December 1, 2006 8:44 AM
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject : basketball season
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Well- here is my take on the PHS basketball season:
Good riddance to Coach Watts. I guess he couldn't squeeze another basketball season between all of these weddings. Which is definitely not a problem for Campbell- someone find him a wife. To replace Watts- the great Len Harris or should we call him Chuck Dovish after the past few years. He kind of looks like Chuck and would run a close race in miles covered for "Traveling Arkansas".
I believe that the basketball coaches and teams might as well go ahead and jump aboard the train to L-ville. The train has two great conductors- Moe and Furf.
HERE IS THE OTHER INTERSTING EMAIL
JUST POSTING THOUGHT IDS SAY HI TO THE LEGENDS AND HOPE ALL IS WELL..SORRY ABOUT THE HOGS VS LSU GAME HOPE BY TIME PRESS YOU GUYS GET THIS THEY WILL BEAT FLORIDA ON SAT.I SEND A PIC TO OLE BOBBY TO HIM FOR HIM TO SEE MY PICTURE AND UNDERSTAND IM AS REAL AS THE RAIN THAT FALLS.I HEAR THAT THERE WILL BE A CONF SAT AT A PLACE YOU ALL CALL DOVER HOPE ALL GOES WELL AND WITH THAT BOBBY THIS IS FOR YOU TAKE SPECIAL K AND MR. ANON AND JUST GIVE UP ITS OVER.FURF I HAVE THIS TO SAY TO YOU DON'T GO OVER BOARD AND SAY SOMETHING YOU WILL REGRET...STAY COOL MY FRIEND YOU HAVE TRUE FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AND AS FOR BOBBY HE IS NO FRIEND TO YOU AND OR MOE BECAUSE ALL HE WILL DO IS RUN YOU GUYS DOWN SO ILL SAY THIS ONLY ONE TIME BOBBY ITS TIME THAT YOU HAD A CHALLENGE WITH ME ONE ON ON...SOME TIME SOON.....ITS 3 WEEKS SOMEWHAT TILL CHRISTMAS AND ALL IS GOING GREAT HERE IN THE BETTER DAYS BUT TO MOE YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN THAT CARD FROM BOBBY THAT'S A LITTLE TO MUCH.....BUT HEY MONEY IS MONEY BUT THEY SAY EVERYONE HAS A PRICE AND YOU FELL FOR IT.....IF THIS IS MY LAST FOR FOR A WHILE I WANT TO WISH YOU GUYS IN ARKANSAS A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND BOBBY DON'T BE A MEAN HAVE PEACE AND GIVING..BE THANKFUL FOR FRIENDS AND WHAT THEY DO FOR YOU AND AS WELL THAT WAY TO MOE AND FURF FOR THEY HAVE DONE AND GIVEN THERE TIME FOR AGAIN I SEND THANKS AND BEST WISHES YOUR WAY.....GOOD LUCK MUSTANGS AND HOGS AND AS WELL MOE AND FURF AND PEFCA.....
BOBBY DID NOT SHOW UP AT DOVER SATURDAY FOR THE BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE WITH HIS CASH, BECAUSE THE LONG AWAITED MFSL STEERING COMMITTEE MEETING WAS HELD. THERE WERE SEVERAL ISSUES DISCUSSED, AND THERE WERE SEVERAL FINDINGS MADE BY THE COMMITTEE, RESULTING IN SANCTIONS AGAINST BIG BUCKS.
AS THE MEETING BEGAN, FURF OPENED A SEALED WHITE ENVELOPE AND PRESENTED THE FOLLOWING OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE
PEFCA, MF SPORTS AND GUESTS:
WELCOME TO OUR PRESS CONFERENCE. FIRST I WANT TO TALK ABOUT BUSINESS OF PRESS TIME. IT’S BEEN TALKED ABOUT FOR ABOUT 4 ˝ MONTHS AND 2 ˝ YEARS OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE ON THE WEB PAGE: SPECIAL K, MR ANONYMOUS, BIG BUCKS, ALL IN ONE.THIS TALK NEEDS TO HALT AND CEASE AT ONCE.
TIME TO TIME WE HAVE DIF ONES THAT COME AND GO FROM THE PAGE BUT ONLY ONE WE HAVE SEEN WELL I KNOW IT’S THE OPPORTUNITY FOR: PEACE AND COMPETITION AND MANY MORE PICKS THROUGH OUT THE YEAR. TALKING ABOUT THE GOOD-BAD FROM THE PAGE ITS SURE BEEN FUN BUT SOMETIMES NOT AND SOME NEED TO TINT IT DOWN A BIT.
THE ONE SIDE OF PICKS – SMACK ARE GREAT BUT NOT THE ONE SIDED STUFF OF THE GAMES. PERSONAL ATTACKS AND SMALL BITTS OF TRASH OF THE NON GAME TACTICS WILL END. AS WELL AS OF PICKS OF THE SAME TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE WILL AS WELL END. THE ONE SIDED STUFF ENDS NOW! PERSONAL ATTACKS AND TRASH END NOW!!! TALKIN ABOUT REAL NAMES AND NO MORE SAME PICKS NO MORE WILL HAPPEN!!!
THE COMMITTEE THEN GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS. THE COMMITTEE UNANIMOUSLY VOTED TO TAKE THE FOLLOWING ACTION AGAINST THE BIGGEST VIOLATOR OF THE MFSL CODE OF ETHICS: BOBBY BUTANE BIG BUCKS SISSY BOY BIG PACKAGE ELLIOT.
HERE IS THE OFFICIAL RULING OF THE MFSL STEERING COMMITTEE AS AGREED UPON ON DECEMBER 2, 2006:
PEFCA AND MF ENTERTAINMENT RECOGNIZES THAT BOBBY ELLIOT HAS BEEN ENGAGED IN QUESTIONABLE TACTICS AS RELATED TO THE MOE AND FURF WEB SITE OVER THE PAST YEAR. HE HAS BEEN THE CAUSE OF SEVERAL ABSTRACTIONS TO THE WEB SITE AND MFSL CHALLENGES. SOME OF HIS TACTICS MAKE A PIG PEN IN A BACK YARD AT BIGELOW LOOK SQUEAKY CLEAN. HIS ACTIONS APPEAR TO BE GEARED TOWARD TOTAL CONTROL OF MOE, FURF AND THE ENTIRE LEGEND NATION. WHILE MOE APPEARS TO BE MORE VULNERABLE TO ATTEMPTS TO BUY HIM OUT WITH SHOES OR GIFT CARDS, FURF HAS BECOME THE PRIMARY VICTIM OF BOBBYS ATTACKS AS A RESULT OF HIS RESISTANCE.
FOR YEARS WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT BOBBYS WAD OF CASH AND HOW EVERYONE HAS A PRICE AND HOW HE CAN CONTROL ANYONE HE WANTS WITH A QUICK TRIP TO HIS POCKET. PEFCA AND MF ENTERTAINMENT FEELS THAT IT IS NOW TIME FOR BIG BUCKS TO PUT HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS. THE MFSL HEREBY IMPOSES SANCTIONS ON BOBBY AT THIS TIME. THE FOLLOWING ARE TERMS OF THE SANCTIONS, ALL OF WHICH MUST BE AGREED TO AND FOLLOWED BY BOBBY IN ORDER FOR HIM TO BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE COMPETITION IN THE LEAGUE:
THESE SANCTIONS SHALL HEREBY BE REFERRED TO AS THE MFSL SUPER SOCKO SANCTIONS
BOBBY IS HEREBY INDUCTED AS A LIFETIME MEMBER OF THE
MOE & FURF
HALL OF SHAME
BOBBY IS REQUIRED TO LIMIT THE TRASHING OF FURF TO A MAXIMUM OF 33 PERCENT OF HIS TOTAL TRASH TALK. HE CAN STILL TALK TRASH, BUT HE MUST SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
BOBBY IS NOT ALLOWED TO OFFER ANY MONEY, GOODS OR SERVICES IN EXCHANGE FOR ANY FAVORS OR ACTIONS IN DIRECT
OPPOSITION TO THE SPIRIT OF MOE AND FURF ENTERTAINMENT, PEFCA OR THE MFSL. EVERYONE MAY HAVE A PRICE, BUT PEFCA, MF ENTERTAINMENT AND THE MFSL ARE NOT FOR SALE
BOBBY IS HEREBY REQUIRED TO PAY A FINE OF NOT LESS THAN 500 DOLLARS TO PEFCA. THIS FINE WILL BE DONATED TO CHARITIES DECIDED UPON BY MOE AND FURF. THIS PAYMENT MUST BE MADE IN CASH STRAIGHT OUT OF HIS POCKET. SINCE HE IS NOT THE MAN WHO WRITES THE CHECKS, WE CANNOT BE SURE THAT HIS CHECKS ARE ANY GOOD.
BOBBY ELLIOT HAS SEVEN DAYS FROM THE POSTING OF THESE FINDINGS TO RESPOND. IF THERE IS NO RESPONSE FROM HIM WITHIN THAT TIME PERIOD, PEFCA AND MF ENTERTAINMENT WILL REMOVE HIM FROM MEMBERSHIP AND WILL NOT RECOGNIZE HIM IN ANY MATTER. THIS WILL BE A NONREVOKABLE SUPER-SUSPENSION FOR LIFE
THESE ARE THE FINDING OF PEFCA AND MF ENTERTAINMENT AND ARE FINAL.
PEFCA, MF ENTERTAINMENT, THE MFSL MEMBERSHIP AND THE ENTIRE MOE AND FURF NATION WILL NOW WAIT FOR BOBBYS RESPONSE.
BIG BUCKS HAS NOT YET MADE AN OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO THE PEFCA SUPER SOCKO SANCTIONS, BUT THERE IS A RUMOR THAT HE IS EITHER NEGOTIATING PAYMENT OR HAS ALREADY PAID A PEFCA MEMBER.
FURF HAS SENT IN THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CONCERNING THE SANCTIONS, PROVING THE TRUE SPIRIT OF SPORTSMANSHIP EMBODIED IN THE MOFO NATION AND THE MFSL:
I was in yet another brainstorm over the night and had this thought when he does respond to the things going on the page and agrees to them. We can give him a 30 day from his answer and if all goes well he can at that time be removed from the hall of shame.But has to show that he is worthy of removal from there 1st.
WE HAVE RECEIVED TWO MORE EMAILS FROM THE CONTROVERSIAL VISITOR WHOSE EMAIL ADDRESS IS PHS_SUCKS@HOTMAIL.COM. WE WILL ALLOW THESE TO BE POSTED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
PEFCA and Moe/Furf,
Thanks for posting the email I sent. I hope that some of the jabs I sent did not warrant any of the action taken during the press conference. The last thing I want is an "electrified" @ss whipping from Moe and Furf. To be honest I am really a fan of the website. Also, I would like to enter any future challenge. At this time, I would like to be referred to as "Rock O. Rock". I know that PEFCA has strict rules about the identification of its members and if PEFCA agrees to let me join, I will identify myself at a later date. Then again, PEFCA (i.e Dewayne and Michael) may not want me to join because they can not beat me at any picks challenge and they sure can't handle the smack that I will talk once I do beat them.
If Bobby pays up, I think part of the money should go towards buying some real nice seat cushions for a few of you that have permanent seats on the train to L-ville.
Rock O. Rock
PEFCA and Moe/Furf,
I tried to email earlier, but I do not have the financial means of Bobby and my technology screwed up because it is out of date. I appreciate you listing my email despite the strict rules of anonymity. I have a challenge for PEFCA , Moe, and Furf. If I am allowed to join any future challenge and get beat by both Moe and Furf- I will reveal my identity. At this time, I want to be referred to as "Rock O. Rock". Prepare for an electrifying @ss whipping from Rock. And now for my motto-
Furf of all, I am the greatest. Secondly, I will take no moe crap from anyone.
Rock O. Rock
BIG BUCKS RESPONDS
and you want to put santions against Big Bucks ,,, then you want to let ROCKO O ROCK O ----SUCK O --ALSO KNOWN AS BRIAN COSSEY O. Come to your website and post....NO WAY ... THIS HAS GOT TO STOP NOW!!!!! YOU WILL PISS OFFF BIG BUCKS and BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT....over some wormie mouth PUNK like BRIAN ,,, who has never won anything from anywhere or anybody,, _So bottom line is MOE and FURF ,, KNOW YOUR ROLE'S and don't let this PUNK try to RULE your WEBSITE,, YOU DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF WHITE TRASH ON YOUR WEBSITE...And a KIND word for COSSEY O ,, YES BIG BUCK'S KNOW's all about you .... CRAWL BACK IN THAT BIG PILE OF CRAP YOU CAME OUT OF AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!! P.S. THIS COME'S FROM BIG BUCK'S HIMSELF A.K.A BOBBY ELLIOTT
NOW YET ANOTHER POSTING FROM ROCK O ROCK
Who exactly am I? Am I someone totally new to the website? OR, am I Mr. Anonymous? OR, am I an insider?
How else would someone be able to get an email posted without revealing their identity unless they had some pull with someone in PEFCA?
I need some help with an idea in my head- I am trying to come up with a new way to refer to Loserville in the postings that I leave. Here are my top three choices:
1. Just plain Perryville- I think that it is pretty fitting.
2. Moetown- maybe even a better fit.
3. The best one yet- New Furf City.
Mustang_hater, I mean Rock O. Rock, or is it Mr. Anonymous
You will never know
CONGRATULATIONS GO OUT TO FURF FOR DEFENDING HIS TITLE IN THE MFSL HIGH SCHOOL SUPERPICKS CHALLENGE. THE FINALS WENT DOWN TO OVERTIME IN THE NASHVILLE-WARREN CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, AND FURF TAKES THE TITLE AS A RESULT OF A CONTROVERSIAL CALL AT THE GOAL LINE. BIG BUCKS WAS DISQUALIFIED FROM THE FINALS AS IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT HE WAS TRYING TO DEFRAUD THE MFSL BY SENDING IN MULTIPLE ENTRIES AND TAMPERING WITH HIS ACTUAL PICKS. HE HAS STILL NOT RESPONDED TO THE SUPER SOCKO SANCTIONS IMPOSED ON HIM, AND NOW PERRYVILLE CSI HAS CONCLUDED ITS INVESTIGATION INTO BIG BUCKS’ ALLEGATIONS. PEFCA HAS DETERMINED FURF TO BE THE CHAMP.
IN A SURPRISE MOVE, BIG BUCKS PRESENTED FURF WITH A PIE, THE TRADITIONAL PRIZE FOR THE SUPERPICKS CHAMP. IS THIS IS A MOVE OF GOODWILL OR YET ANOTHER SETUP ON THE PART OF BOBBY. THERE IS A RUMOR THAT BOBBY HAS DECIDED TO GO STRAIGHT AFTER FURF AND BUY HIM OUT, AND THE TERM “BABY BUCKS” HAS BEEN THROWN AROUND. STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS
ROCK O ROCK HAS SENT IN AN EMAIL CONCERNING RECENT EVENTS. WE DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT, BUT HERE IT IS:
I know this is the work of Furf and I am already sick of it. Let's just say that I have some friends very close to PEFCA and I know that my emails would not be removed if it weren't for Furf. He just can't handle it because:
#1- he can't figure out who I am.
#2- he would never beat me (or Moe) in a picks challenge.
Rock O. Rock
***Furf of all, I am the greatest. Secondly, I don't want no moe crap from you.
WE ALSO HAVE SOME EXTREME NEWS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON. SOUTHERN CAL HAS CHECKED IN WITH THE WEB PAGE. DOES THIS MEAN THERE WILL SOON BE MORE ADDITIONS TO CALVIN’S TOOLBOX AND MIRROR MUSINGS PAGE?
got a new computer today, i can actually do e-mail now, stay tuned for some new and exciting developments in the world of building maintenence, along with some revealing stories concerning the legends themselves, including a cast of thousands of admirers who can spread bull so deep you'll need hip waders and a shovel to sort it all out.
the return of socal
coming soon to a computer near you!
ALL IS QUIET ON THE LEGENDS FRONT, BUT WE HAVE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE CLAIMING TO NOT BE THE PERSON HE DIDN’T SAY HE WASN’T IN THE FIRST PLACE…
Moe and Furf,
I was looking at the websute this morning and I was shocked at the allegations that I may be the person leaving rude posts. I am a school principal and there is no way that I would leave such posts considering the thousands and thousands of people that view the website. The last thing that I want to do is tarnish my name as a principal or the names of my good friends and sports legends "Moe and Furf".
England High School
CONGRATULATIONS GO OUT TO FURF AGAIN FOR THE TITLE IN MOE’S NFL CHALLENGE. BIG BUCKS EVEN CAME ACROSS WITH A MATCHING TITLE BELT FOR FURF TO MATCH HIS SUPERPICKS BELT. FURF WILL BE SENDING IN PICTURES SOON, SO STAY TUNED.
FURF HAS MADE THE CHALLENGE AND MOE HAS FINALLY ACCEPTED.
THE LEGENDS WILL BEGIN THE NEW YEAR WITH YET ANOTHER GROUNDBREAKING CHALLENGE. AFTER ALL OF THE MILES, CONCESSION STANDS, RESTAURANTS AND BANQUETS THEY HAVE EATEN AT, THEY ARE PROBABLY THE MOST QUALIFIED TO EAT ANY MEAL OR SNACK IN ALL OF THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT WORLD. PEFCA WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PAY FOR ALL OF THE DIFFERENT LEGENDARY CUISINE TYPES THESE LEGENDS HAVE INGESTED, SO THE FIELD WILL BE NARROWED DOWN TO ONE. STAY TUNED FOR DEVELOPMENTS ON THE UPCOMING EXTREME EATING CHALLENGE, THE FIRST OF ITS KIND IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY:
WHEN THE LEGENDS TAKE ON A CHALLENGE, THEY GO ALL THE WAY. THEY WILL EAT THE COMPLETE CYCLE OF DOGS TO SEE WHO IS THE TOP SUPERDOG. THE DATE OF THIS CHALLENGE HAS NOT BEEN SET, BUT NEGOTIATIONS ON THE RULES AND DATE ARE CURRENTLY UNDERWAY.
PEFCA IS THROWING OUT THE FOLLOWING QUESTION; SEND AN EMAIL TO PEFCA WITH YOUR ANSWER:
DO YOU WANT TO SEE A RETURN OF THE SUPERSMACK BOARD? IF THE SMACKBOARD IS BROUGHT BACK, WILL YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
AS THE MOE AND FURF BOWL NARROWS THE FIELD OF CONTENDERS AND COMES DOWN TO JUST A FEW GAMES, IT’S TIME TO GET READY FOR THE MF-NFL AGAINST THE SPREAD CHALLENGE, NOW ON THE CHALLENGE PAGE. YOU DON’T JUST PICK THE WINNER; YOU PICK THE WINNER AGAINST THE SPREAD USED IN MANY LAS VEGAS SPORTS BOOKS. ENTRIES MUST BE SENT IN BY THE FIRST GAME ON SATURDAY….
THE FIRST 2007 EMAIL RECEIVED IS FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS IDENTIFIED HIMSELF BUT ASKED TO BE ANONYMOUS:
In the coachs's office!!!!!! After a heart breaking Jr. High loss to them,,, want say their name,,, of all the people ,,, FURF ,, has a private Conversation ,, over in the Corner with,,, no other than that Coach from over there,,, want say his name ,,,,that has just Robbed us at the buzzer,,, He (FURF) was overheard ,,, CONGRATULATING this COACH,,,and in their conversation,,, this Coach tell's FURF that they have their on LEGEND in training and if he (FURF) would come over to the East side of the county and work with him and give some of hie legendary POINTER'S (not meaning his arthritic FINGER) ,, Well I ain"t one to start anything BUTTT,,,I think he SAID YES....Then this Coach from over there ,,,reveal's more info,,, and let's loose with this ,,, seem's he has his own MOe hidden in the rank's at PHS...YES,,, his brother ----inlaw...who has worked on MOE and FURF ,,,with MOE and FURF,,,around MOE and FURF,,,in MOE and FURF ,,, and has evidently BRAINWASHED them,,,, WHO ELSE WOULD TALK THE IN PICKING TEXXAAASSSSS,,,,,,,????????????????? BUTTTT MANY THANK'S go out to COACH CAMPBELL and COACH HARRIS ,,,for PUTTING THEM ,,,,want say their name,,,, ON THE LLLL TRAIN BACK TO THE EAST SIDE of the County.......YES this come's from your old FRIEND and COMPANION... as I will BE CALLED ,,,,,,, THE LONE RANGER,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,///////////??????????????? or is the RETURN of MR.. ANONYMOUS ????HAPPY NEW YEAR.....I'MMMMM BACKKKKK
IT TOOK A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR TO RECEIVE A RESPONSE FROM FURF:
Ok I cant stand this Crap anymore enough is enough of this stuff.....I thought Mr. Anonymous was outlawed from the page with out puttin a post up im at this time letting MFSL PEFCA know that this will not be in or put on the page as was said if in hince it does Bans will be Issued to those that dont Identify themselves.....Back to this stupid post I know who was all in that office that night and well Bobby its all lies.....I finaly got ya.....You were in there with no people from the East End.....Lies is all you know how to say after the good things Moe and Myself have done for you its all back to square 1?But then out of the Guys in there its just 2 tht I know....So again Bobby hope ya have fun its the last place on the MF Bowl games......Just attacks from just some people that keep it going.You know what I think after the game was over my thoughts about the East End.I would never go down there for anything nor to help out anything they have so my answer to you Bobby aka Mr. Anon.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
Just by reading that crap its just as it is lies......Gosh cant ya get anything right?I thought not....
Happy New Years to all Moe nd Furf Fans out there and to the person or who ever posted this you have little time or moe time on your hands to type a email thats just silly...
THERE WAS A LINE AT THE BOTTOM OF FURF’S EMAIL THAT HAD A LINK TO WHAT WAS ENTITLED:
Dave vs. Carl: The Insignificant Championship Series.
CLICK HERE TO LOOK AT THE SITE AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF
AFTER LOOKING AT THE WEB SITE OF DAVE VS CARL, PEFCA HAS A FEW COMMENTS ABOUT DAVE AND CARL:
THESE ARE OBVIOUS LEGEND-WANNA-BE’S THAT HAVE BEEN TO MOE AND FURF’S WEB SITE
THEIR LOGO IS A SAD RIPOFF OF THE MOE & FURF LOGO
WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT MOE AND FURF THINK OF THEM
MAYBE MOE & FURF SHOULD SHOW THEM TRUE COMPETITION AND ISSUE SOME TYPE OF CHALLENGE
PEFCA ALSO RECEIVED THIS EMAIL JUST BEFORE SHUTTING DOWN SUNDAY NIGHT:
Im new to the MF web page im just wondering aboutwho this is that attacks Furf all the time?
And Moe never gets attaced as much as Furf does?And 2nd why dont Furf get on the radio over there like ive herd him in the past?My name is Mark I went to Perryville sometime back.I would like to see Furf get back on or even Moe I havent herd him on any but who's to say...i know all about Bobby and I know whats going on just some time and they will take care of him I say that is Moe and Furf they stand strong for the web page and great guys that work hard there at the school but some need to thank them more for there hard work...I seen what and how hard they work they do fine myself an alumni wana say thank you to them and for Bobby get to stepping Moe and furf will always be loyal to PHS..Bobby needs to go to Bigelow himself then he would fit in with the likes what they do best.....Thanks for the post and Happy New Years to Moe and Furf and MFSL....
BIGELOW OFFERED A POSITION TO BOTH MOE AND FURF THIS FALL, ALONG WITH A PERSONALIZED GIFT FOR EACH TO ENTICE THEM TO JOIN THE PIG PEN NATION. FURF NOT ONLY GAVE THEM AN ANSWER, HE ALSO PRODUCED A VIDEO RESPONSE THAT WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE UPCOMING MOE & FURF DVD-4. THE FOLLOWING SNAPSHOTS FROM THE VIDEO WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT FURF’S RESPONSE WAS.
PEFCA NEEDS TO REPORT ON AN EVENT THAT OCURRED AT PHS OVER THE HOLIDAYS AT THE HOLIDAY BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT. IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT A PIG-PENNER THREW A DRINK AT AN OFFICIAL AND WAS EJECTED. WHEN FURF WAS SUMMONED TO CLEAN UP THE MESS ON THE PLAYING SURFACE, HE RECEIVED A ROUND OF BOO’s FROM THE BIGELOW FAITHFUL. WHILE SOME MAY THINK THE CROWD WAS BOOING THE OFFICIALS, IT IS OBVIOUS TO MOE AND FURF FANS THAT THE BOOING WAS DIRECTED AT FURF, MOST LIKELY BECAUSE WORD OF HIS RESPONSE TO THEIR OFFER HAS SPREAD TO THE EAST PART OF THE COUNTY. WE WILL SEE IF FURF HAS ANY RESPONSE TO THEIR UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR AT THE TOURNAMENT; REMEMBER, THEY DON’T CALL THE SUPERFINGER CHAMPION FINGERS FURF FOR NOTHING.
AS THE MOE AND FURF BOWL COMES DOWN TO THE WIRE, CONTROVERSY ONCE AGAIN RETURNS TO THE CHALLENGE AS IN YEARS PAST. AFTER RECEIVING AN EMAIL ALLEGING THAT SOME OF THE ENTRIES WERE FAKE ENTRIES, PEFCA REVIEWED THE ENTRY LOG ON THE EZ-ENTRY PAGE. PEFCA DISCOVERED THAT FOUR ENTRIES OF NEW CHALLENGERS WERE ENTERED WITHIN JUST A FEW MINUTES OF EACH OTHER. THIS MAKES THEM SUSPECT. PEFCA CENTRAL HAS DETERMINED THAT THE ENTRIES OF AARON PETERS, BO MATTINGLY, CRAIG O’NEILL AND STEVE SULLIVAN WILL BE DISQUALIFIED UNLESS THEY SEND A VERIFICATION EMAIL TO MOEANDFURF@HOTMAIL.COM BY 4 PM ON CHAMPIONSHIP MONDAY.
WITH THESE ENTRIES IN PLACE, THE CHAMPIONSHIP WILL COME DOWN TO AARON PETERS & OHIO STATE VS CUDE & FLORIDA. IF HOWEVER, AARON PETERS’ ENTRY IS NOT VERIFIED, IT WILL COME DOWN TO CUDE & FLORIDA VS STOKES & OHIO STATE. PEFCA WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO REPORT ON THE STATUS OF THE ENTRIES BEFORE KICKOFF. STAY TUNED…
PEFCA CENTRAL HAS ONCE AGAIN DETECTED YET ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE IMPACT THAT THE LEGENDS HAVE HAD ON THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY, THIS TIME DURING THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
FURF’S VOCABULARY AND ATHLETIC MOVES HAVE BEEN SLIPPING INTO THE ARENA OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW. TAKE A LOOK AT THE THREE PICTURES BELOW AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF:
WHICH PICTURES ARE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THE EXTREME DIVE AND WHICH IS AN IMITATION OF ONE OF THE MOST EXTREME MOVES IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT?
NOW THE LEGENDS ARE GEARING UP FOR THEIR NEXT LEGENDARY CHALLENGE, WHICH WILL BE KNOWN AS SUPERDOG. TENTATIVE PLANS ARE TO HOLD THIS COMPETITION ON WHEN ELSE BUT SUPER SUNDAY. THE LOCATION HAS NOT BEEN DETERMINED YET. STAY TUNED.
IT’S BEEN OVER A MONTH SINCE THE LAST NEWS UPDATE, BUT REST ASSURED THAT THE LEGENDS ARE STILL GOING AT IT HARD. NOW THAT BASKETBALL IS OVER FOR THE MUSTANGS, THE LEGENDS ARE GEARING UP FOR SPRING SPORTS ACTION, NOT TO MENTION THE UPCOMING MOE AND FURF MADNESS CHALLENGES COMING SOON.
MOE ENDED A LONG DROUGHT BY WINNING THE SUPERBOWL SUPERQUIZ AND SHOWING HE STILL HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE A TITLE.
THERE HAS BEEN SOME TALK GOING ON IN MOFO NATION. BIG BUCKS BOBBY HAS KEPT FURF FIRED UP OVER THE PAST WEEKS, AND THERE HAVE BEEN COMMENTS FROM OTHER FANS THAT HAVE QUESTIONED WHETHER OR NOT THE LEGENDS’ REIGN IS OVER. ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
HERE IS AN UPDATE SENT IN BY FURF IN THE LAST FEW DAYS:
WELL SUPERBOWL HAS PASSED AND I WON THE AGENST THE ODDS PICS AND MOE FINALLY WON A CHALLENGE.
BOBBY HAS SENT GIFTS TO MOE AND MYSELF AND AGAIN I WAN SAY THINKS FOR THE HAT AND T-SHIRT AS WELL CLASS ACT. NOW THAT BASKETBALL IS GOING ON TIME FOR THE SEC GAMES TOURN PICKS SOON AND THE BIG ONE NCAA TOURN CHALLENGE.
BASEBALL AND SOFTBALL IS COMING SOON A NEW FIELD FOR SOFTBALL AND A SOON TO BE BASEBALL FILED NEXT BUT THIS SEASON WILL BE FUN THE RETURN OF COACH HOGAN ONE TIME A TRIP TO THE FINALS OF DIST WAS SEEN AND YET NOW A RETURN BACK AS HE IS HERE....AND SOFTBALL SEASON WILL BE FUN TOO BOTH TEAMS WILL HAVE GREAT SEASONS TO WATCH SO MORE SPORTS TO WATCH SOON...
WE HAVE WORD THAT THE EATING CONTEST WILL BE SOONER THAN THOUGHT OR WILL BE ON A PATRIOTIC DAY ONE OF INDEPENDINCE.......I WANA WISH ALL SPORTS TEAMS NOW AND LATER THE BEST OF LUCK IN THERE GAMES AND A GREAT RUN FOR STATE....I WANA SEND CONGRATS TO MOE ON HIS ENTRY FOR THE QUIZ HE WON!!!!TO ALL THAT READ THE PAGE THANKS FOR FOLLING US AND TO THE OTHER GUYS THAT HAVE A PAGE THAT TRY TO FOLLOW OR IMITATE US KEEP IT UP YOU JUST CANT COME CLOSE TO THE GREAT ONES FROM PERRY CO.
ITS BEEN QUITE FROM THOE LIKE BOBBY BIG CLUCKS AND THE PLEAUGE AND SMALL CHANGE?ONE GUY ILL ATTACK HE IS FROM ATKINS HE IS ON FEARLESS AND RUNS THAT OVER BARRING MOUTH.HIS NAME IS YOUTHGUY,WELL HEY ITS SAID TO BE ONE THING BUT YOU KNOW YOU CANT ANNOUNCE LIKE ME AT ALL CANT TOUCH ME AT ANY DISTINCE....YOU WANT YOUR TIME HERES YOUR CHANCE IM CHALLENGEING YOU HERE RIGHT NOW TO ANY CONTEST YOU AND BI -CLUCKS LIL PACKAGE HELP YOU CAUSE HE DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WINNING MORE LESS THAN HAVEING ATKINGS WINNING ANOTHER STATE TITLE......
THE MASTER OF THE VOCAB HAS SPOKEN BROKE MY QUIET TIME HAS ENDED AND TIME FOR MORE GAMES AND CHALLENGES TO COME....ALL THE BEST IN THE SPORTS SEASON AND GOOD LUCK MUSTANGS .........
WE HAVE ALSO RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE MR ANONYMOUS, BUT WE DELETED THE EMAIL BEFORE CHECKING WHERE IT CAME FROM, SO WE CAN’T VERIFY ITS SOURCE:
As I was watching my copy of the Super DVD Set, I noticed something that someone had accused Moe of before. There were some allegations in a few of the original contests that one or both of the contestants (moe and furf) had accepted money to throw a game. Well, I have it from a high authority that during one of the super series MOE in fact accepted money in exchange for him wearing a Spaulding Athletic T-Shirt. Yes, Spaulding was trying to revive its spoting goods sales and offered Moe money because they knew it would be seen by the thousands that bought the DVDs.
On another note, I must say that it always seems like Furf talks trash about some of the better high school football teams around. For example, who can argue with the success of Jon Watson and the Bauxite Miners. You have to admire the hard work and dedication of a perennial powerhouse like Bauxite.
Have a good day-
AS SPRING SPORTS BEGIN, IT SEEMS THAT BIG BUCKS HAS BEEN ACCUSING FURF OF BEING A TRAITOR AND THAT HE IS PICKING ONE TEAM OVER ANOTHER. FURF HAS BEEN GETTING TIRED OF BIG BUCKS BOBBY AND SMALL CHANGE MOE AND THEIR TALK. HE HAS SENT IN THE FOLLOWING NEWS RELEASE:
ITS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTINTION AS OF LATER OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS AND OVER A MONTH OR SO THAT IN THE TERMS OF BOBBY VS.MYSELF AND THE THINGS ON THE WEB PAGE AND OFF AS WELL THAT ARE DIRECTED TWORDS ME AS ONE PERSON AND NOT TO OTHER PEOPLE LIKE MOE ITS BEEN THOUGHT AND MADE A NOT OF AS IN THIS STATEMENT HEAR HINCE IS: IN THE COMING MONTHS IN AS SPRING SPORTS GO I INVOKE WHAT I CALL THE ECW RULES ITS GOING TO BE CONTESTED UNDER FURF RULES....THATS RIGHT IM HERE BY GOING TO AS FOUGH BY AND STOOD BY OTHERS THAT HAVE BEEN HERE THAT ARE MUSTANGS SUPPORT ALL MUSTANG ATHLETICS AND HERE IS WHATS IN STORE. WHEN A BASEBALL GAME IS NOT PLAYED AND SOFTBALL IS HAS A GAME ILL BE THERE WHEN THERE IS NOT A SOFTBALL GAME AND BASEBALL PLAYS ILL BE THERE.IF IN THE EVENT WE HAVE A GAME LIKE IN AS CONF. AND ITS AT THE SAME PLAY LIKE ON THE ROAD ILL WATCH BOTH GAMES.BUT UNDER ANY MEANS BY THROUGH BOBBY WILL NOT LISTEN TO OR REACT TO ANY MORE OF HIS OUT THERE OFF THE WALL BABY CALLS HE HAS THAT REFER TO ME AS NON-SUPPORTER TO ANY TEAM.I AM HERE TO SAY IM AN ALUMNI AND FOLLOW THE MUSTANGS UNDER THE BANNER OF WHAT I FEEL TO BE MY HOME AND AS AN HONOR TO BE APART OF THE ATHLETICS THEY HAVE AT PHS.TO CONTINUE BOBBY MIGH THINK HE CAN TWIST AND TELL OTHERS WHAT HE WANTS THEM TO HEAR OR SEE TO ONLY MAKE HIMSELF FALL DEEPER INTO LIES AND ALL SO HERE IT WILL BE SPOKER TO ANY ONE TO QUOTE,ANY OFFENCE TWORDS ME FROM BOBBY WILL JUST SAY ITS APART OF THE WEB THAT EXTENDS THE NO TOLERANCE POLLICY INVOKED BY PEFCA AND MOE AND FURF.IN TO CLOSE I WAS GOING TO BE OFFER MY TIME TO BE AN EXTREME FREE AGENT TO ANY SPORTS PROGRAM AT PHS AS TO SOFTBALL OR BASEBALL OR TRACK....BUT ITS MY FREEDOM TO BE A FAN AND SUPPORT BOTH AND ALL SPRING SPORTS WHEN THE TIME COMES....BEST WISHES TO ALL TEAMS AND EVEN BASKETBALL AS THE SEASON #2 GETS UNDERWAY AT ROSE BUD IN THE REGIONALS......TO THE GIRLS AND GUYS BEST OF LUCK AND TAKE IT TO THEM THIS WEEK.TO COACH CAMPBELL AND THE NEW SEASON OF SOFTBALL GOOD LUCK AND AS WELL TO COACH HOGAN IN BASEBALL GOOD LUCK WELCOME BACK TO THE BASEBALL AND AS WELL SOFTBALL COACHING IT WILL BE FUN THIS SEASON FOR SURE.ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR BOBBY ISIT JUST TAKES A LIL TO CATCH UP IT DONT TAKE A DO TO TINKLE ON A MOVING CAR TO FIGURE OUT THAT THE END IS NEAR..........QUOTE AND SAID TO QUOTE LIKE THE RAVEN NEVER MORE.........TO MY FANS OF MOE AND FURF SPORTS AND PEFCA THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND TIME OVER THE YEARS AND TO THOSE THAT ARE NEW AND SEE THE STUFF PUT FORTH ON HERE TO KEEP THE PAGE AGOING KEEP STOPPIN BY THROUGH THIS YEAR AND THROUGH THE NEXT TO 2007-08 FOR MORE NEW EXTREME STUFF FOR THIS PAGE THE BEST IS YET TO COME IM SURE OF THAT............ALL THE BEST AND GO MUSTANGS!!!!!!
NOW PEFCA HAS RECEIVED AN EMAIL THAT INCLUDES ACCUSATIONS CONCERNING THE LOYALTY OF BOTH MOE AND FURF:
As I was enjoying some regional tournament action at Rose Bud High School last night- I was confronted by Moe and Furf. They (especially Furf) are convinced that I am the new "Mr. Anonymous". I admitted that I have played a small role in some of the postings, but it has been a joint effort between myself and two others, but I have been sworn to secrecy about the other two identities. However, I must take this opportunity to address two huge rumors that I heard at the tournament. It seems like I can not go anywhere without hearing about what Moe and Furf (the Perry County legends) may be doing.
Rumor #1- Moe is leaving Perryville for Atkins. I heard it from three or four people within just a few hours.
Rumor #2- Furf is also leaving Perryville only to become a pigpener in Bigelow.
Both of these rumors were floating around the gym with a pretty strong vibe. I think that Moe and Furf need to address these rumors immediately, because word is spreading like thunder out of a peach in season.
WE WILL BE EXPECTING A RESPONSE FROM THE LEGENDS SOON…
JUST AS PEFCA CENTRAL WAS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN FOR THE NIGHT, WE RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING EMAIL FROM THE PLAGUE:
I HEAR THAT BIG BUTT BOOBY HAS BOUGHT OFF FOE AND MURF WITH A SHIRT AND CAP. I KNEW ALL ALONG THAT FURF WAS IN BOBBYS POCKET RIGHT NEXT TO HIS PACKAGE. THAT JUST PROVES IT. ITS TIME TO TAKE THE WEB PAGE AWAY FROM THE LOSERS AND MAKE IT THE PLAGUE PAGE. I’LL BE TAKING OVER NOW AS SOON AS THE MARCH MADNESS BRACKET CONTEST STARTS UP. I’M READY FOR ANY ONE ON ONE CHALLENGE THAT YOU PERRY COUNTY INBREDS CAN COME UP WITH, AS LONG AS THE LOSERS (MOE AND FURF) LEAVE THE WEB PAGE FOREVER. THEN WE CAN HAVE A TRUE INTELLIGENT SPORTS PAGE.
I HAVE ALSO FIGURED OUT WHERE FURF COMES UP WITH A 7 HUNDRED MILLION WORD VOCABULARY. WHEN YOU SPELL THE SAME WORD 17 TIMES, YOU CANT COUNT THAT AS 17 WORDS FURF.
I WILL NOW MAKE A PLAGUE PROGNOSTICATIONAL PROCLAMATION: WITHIN THREE DAYS FURF WILL SEND YET ANOTHER EMAIL WHINING AND CRYING ABOUT ME GETTING THIS EMAIL ON THE PAGE. IF HE WANTS TO GET ME OFF THE PAGE, HE CAN PUT THE WEB PAGE, HIS BELTS AND HIS BALLS ON THE BLOCK IN A HEAD TO HEAD CHALLENGE. OTHERWISE HE CAN JUST SHUT UP FOR A CHANGE.
FURF SHUTS HIS MOUTH: NOW THAT WOULD BE A BIG NEWS STORY. TOO BAD WE’LL NEVER SEE IT.
THE FUTURE KING OF THE WEB PAGE,
FURF HAS SENT IN A RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS SENT IN FROM LAST WEEK:
IT DONT MATTER BOBBY SENT HIS PICS IN LATE AND WONT WIN THE HIGSCHOOL BOARD THIS TIME.....IM IN THE DRIVERS SEAT NOW...AND AS FAR AS THIS PLEAUGE GOES KEEP RUNNIN YOUR MOUTH THATS ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN DO OR ANYTHING LESS TO DO...YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT YOU IN TIME WILL LOSE JUST AS BOBBY WILL.AND FOR COSSY SEEN YOU AT ROSE BUD LAST WEEK BEFORE AND WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS YOUR BEHIND IT ALL WITH YOUR POST ITS NOT ONE GROUP THING ITS A ONE PERSON THING...YOU WILL FIND OUT JUST AS BALDO FROM ATKINS WILL SOON KEEN WIN IN YOUR SPORTS THEN DONT PLAY US WE WILL BEAT THEN IN SOFTBALL AND BASEBALL THE REAL MUSTANGS ROLL INTO TOWN SOON......aND AS FOR BOBBY YOUMUD DUCK WANA BE JUST TO SEE A PILE WALK AND TALK SAYS IT ALL IT DONT TELL TO HAVE A PIG TO LEAD A BILND GOAT TO FIND OUT WHAT IT SAID.AS FAR AS IT GOES THE MUSTANGS ARE HERE AND READY TO GO SHOWDOWN IN PVILLE WITH THE BIGEMOES TOMORROW A RETURN FOR THE PIG PENNERS TO THE VILLE TOMORROW NIGHT WILL SEND THEM BACK TO THE EAST END.......ILL END BY SAYING THIS ANYONE CHALLENGER CAN TALK BUT CAN THEY BEAT THE GREAT ONE?wELL GOOD LUCK LADY SOFTBALL MUSTANGS AND MUSTANGS IN BASEBALL ITS ALMOST GAME TIME.....
IT’S TIME FOR MOE AND FURF MADNESS, BUT HERE ARE A FEW ITEMS OF INTEREST:
MOE AND FURF SQUARED OFF IN ANOTHER MOE VS FURF COACHING BATTLE, THIS TIME IN AN INTRASQUAD SOFTBALL GAME. A COIN TOSS DETERMINED THE TEAMS, AND ONCE AGAIN FURF DOMINATED THE COIN TOSS BY TAKING THE TEAM THAT WON THE CONTEST 4-0…..
MOE CHOSE TO MAKE THE TRIP TO HOT SPRINGS FRIDAY TO TAKE IN SOME CHAMPIONSHIP BASKETBALL INSTEAD OF GOING TO BIGELOW TO SUPPORT THE SOFTBALL TEAM. MOE REPORTS THAT HE TALKED TO JOE KLEIN AT THE TOURNAMENT AND GAVE HIM ONE OF HIS BUSINESS CARDS AND TOLD HIM TO CHECK OUT THE WEB PAGE. MOE, A MAN OF FEW WORDS, HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT KLEIN:
“HE WAS REALLY TALL”
FURF HAS RECEIVED A REPORT THAT MOE ABANDONED HIS MUSTANGS AT THE TOURNAMENT AND WAS CAUGHT BY A CAMERA IN FULL MORRILTON MAROON AND GRAY ATTIRE.
IT’S MOE & FURF MADNESS TIME SO GET READY FOR THE STORIES THAT ALWAYS SEEM TO COME UP AT THIS TIME
AS MOE AND FURF MADNESS EVE FELL UPON PEFCA CENTRAL, WORD OF LEGENDARY CONTROVERSY HAS ARISEN…….
GRANT HAS MADE THE FOLLOWING OBSERVATION CONCERNING LAST WEEK’S HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL ACTIVITY:
I would like for someone to take a look into Furf's cell phone bills and emails. In the Democrat in an little article about Guy-Perkins said that Guy had to suspend couple of their key players do to team violations which we all now that they were ineligible and didn't play in the 1A Boys Final and lost which I know I would have won the title outright if they wer aloud to play. Also, the paper said that in the NLR/Conway investigation there was an anonymous message left on the voice mail of the Principal Johnny Tylers phone threatning to turn in a player for violating the eight semester rule which hinder the player from playing in the final to give Northside a win for Furf and prevented NLR from playing in the title game because all of it came up right after NLR lost to Conway and Northside to play Conway for the title
PEFCA HAS RECEIVED A SKETCHY REPORT FROM A PERRY COUNTY OFFICIAL THAT FURF WAS THE CAUSE OF A BUS WRECK LAST WEEK. ALTHOUGH DETAILS WERE NOT LAID OUT IN THE INCIDENT, THE SOURCE SAID THAT FURF SHOULD NOW BE CALLED “’MON BACK”
FURF HAS MADE ALLEGATIONS THAT MOE DESERTED THE SOFTBALL MUSTANGS LAST FRIDAY TO WATCH THE HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL GAMES. NOT ONLY DID HE GO TO HOT SPRINGS, HE IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT WITH MORRILTON MARRON AND GRAY ON. FURF CLAIMS THAT A PICTURE WAS TAKEN AS PROOF OF MOE’S ACTIONS.
THERE ARE RUMBLINGS OF OTHER BREAKING NEWS, BUT WE ARE CHOOSING TO WAIT FOR VERIFICATION OF THE REMAINING STORIES BEFORE POSTING THEM HERE.
DUE TO POTENTIAL FRAUD, MOE AND FURF MADNESS PICKS ARE UNDER BLACKOUT STATUS UNTIL SATURDAY TO PREVENT SOME OF THE USUAL DEGENERATES FROM SABOTAGING THE CHALLENGE.
FURF HAS A RESPONSE TO EARLIER EMAILS SENT TO PEFCA CENTRAL:
WELL I WASNT GOING TO DO THIS BUT IVE GOT NO CHOICE TO EVERYONE THAT HAS POSTED ITS TIME TO JUST RESPOND...GRANT ITS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT YA NEED TO WATCH KEEP TABS ON BRYN GLENN THE SAME GUY THAT CHUNCKED MOE OUT OF A PEE WEE GAME IN PERRYVILLE THE ONLY GUY TO HAVE REFED A PERRYVILLE GAME.1 POINT THERE HE IS TERIBBLE POINT 2 IS NO WAY THAT ANYONE THAT REFS KEEPS TABS ON CELL CALLS IF YA WANA TALK ABOUT CALLS ITS MOE AND BOBBY THEY RUN THE TABLE WITH CALLS. GUY LOST IN GOOD FASHION TO FAYETTVILLE CHRISTIAN.ITS ALSON MY UNDERSTANDING THAT IN THE DEM A ZETTE THEY GOT CAUGHT DOING EXTRA CRICULAR ACTIVITY AT THE TOURN IN TURN GLAD GOT SENT HOME THATS STUPITITY ONE WORD FOR SURE.I DONT THNK THATS TRUE I SEEN THE PAPER THERE IS NTHING LIKE THAT IN THERE ABOUT AN ANN CALL AND ALL GET THE POINT RIGHT.IF EVERYONE WOULD QUIT CHEETING THERE WOULD BE NO PROB AND EVERYONE PLAYING FOR TITLES WULD BE PLAYING KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN AND YOU WOULD NOT HT THE FLOOR.
-----*PEFCA HAS RECEIVED A SKETCHY REPORT FROM A PERRY COUNTY OFFICIAL THAT FURF WAS THE CAUSE OF A BUS WRECK LAST WEEK. ALTHOUGH DETAILS WERE NOT LAID OUT IN THE INCIDENT, THE SOURCE SAID THAT FURF SHOULD NOW BE CALLED “’MON BACK”*----------
TO THIS COMMENT THE ONLY ONE THAT IVE HRD TALK ABOUT HIS MESSAGE ABOVE WAS BOBBY FOR 1. I WAS AT A SCHOOL FUNCTION BASEBALL GAME THAT NIGHT 2.BOBBY WAS AT THE GIRLS GAME WHILE I WAS AT THE OTHER THE ONLY PERSON THAT KNOWS IS BOBBY BUT THEN THE OHERS THAT WERE THERE WITH ME AS WELL ONLY TO KNOW IS SOME OTHER FOOTBALL COACH OR SOMEONE THAT KNOWS.WITH BOBBY SOMEHOW FINDING OUT THE NEXT DAY I GET TO THE SOFBALL FIELD TO HAVE HIM RUN HIS MOUTH....THAT LADS ME TO KNOW HE'S BEHIND THIS CRAP.WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT IN LINE FROM GRANT OR BOBBY OR WHOEVER IS BEHINE THIS STUFF ALL I CAN SAY IS MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE.I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS LOCK DOWN MESSAGE OF RUMBLINGS ARE BUT IF ITS ABOUT ONE OF THE LEGANDS ITS NOT GOOD.ILL SOON I HAVE SOMETHING FROM A FRIEND FROM THE FINALS WITH MOE.AS THEY SAY STAYED TUNED......AGAIN ALL CAN SAY HAVE YOUR FUN I NEED NOT TO CALL NAMES JUST KEEP IT UP YOU WILL HAVE YOUR SACTIONS SOON THAN YOU THINK....
PEFCA CENTRAL DROPPED BY ON THE LEGENDS AT DOVER FRIDAY NIGHT. WE DISCOVERED THAT MOE SUCKS AT A GAME CALLED STOPWATCH BASEBALL, BUT WE WILL MENTION THAT THERE IS A CHANCE FURF IS USING A TRICK WATCH. THE NEWS IN THIS ITEM IS IN THE FACT THAT THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF THIS GAME WAS FROM THE EAST END OF THE COUNTY; WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
FURF SENT IN THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE THIS WEEK:
to quote Furf, "the wrath of Almighty Furf." is here to issue a few things in concern.#1 im demanding that and to this time that Big Bucks shut his yapper and just keep all your thoughts of non prase to your self.Im on the verge of being sick and tired of a puppet that is known as Bobby to call my Cell and start his your crap from the onset.That will end soon...I dont care what kinda micky mouse baboon stuff you do keep your thoughts to your self...And as far as having some one call me and leave messages on my voice mail that ends to....Ill only say this I am at all school functions that go on im at all games to man known and now that baseball and softball are going its a back and fourth thing......And as far as having me talked about with some people at the softball game at Bigelow well all ill say is Bobby get a life ....
I will say this Moe and myself have been to many games there is no one who can say were we go not Bobby and or sorry for this but magie but this is most to Bobby.In this time im asking:TO THE MFSL FANS PLAESE SEND YOUR COMMENTS TO THE WEB ABOUT BOBBY BIG TIRD AND THE GOINGS ON WITH HIM TRYING TO BULLY HIMSELF AROUND THATS WHERE THE 0 TOLLERANCE THING SHOULD COME IN. HERES A COVER UP FROM HIM BY CELL "HEY BUDDY WHATS GOING ON"
#1 FACT THATS HOT AIR AND JUST THE BEGINNING OF HOW THINGS WILL FALL OUT.#2 IN TIME CALLING HAS THE RECORD OF CALLS IN ONE NIGHT OF 35 CALLS.#3.ANYTHING HE SAYS CANT BELEAVE ANYTHING ITS ALL TISTED AND TURNED AROUND TO ATTACK ME.THATS WHY IM SICK OF IT.#4 HAS SOMEONE STIR UP SOMETHING TO JUST KEEP THINGS GOING AND #5 HANGS UP ON YOU OF A DROP OF A DIME JUST SO HE CAN ACT BIG AND BAD.
ALL IN ALL THIS NEEDS TO STOP AND NEED THE CALL FROM THE FANS TO SEE IF HE NEEDS TO BE SHUT UP ONCE AND FOR ALL #1 SHOULD HE HAVE A BAN OF SCANCTIONS TO HIM #2 BE PUT ON A 3 DAY TO 1 MONTH SUSPENTION FROM THE WEB PAGE #3IS TO HAVE HIM ON THIS VERY PAGE MAKE A PUBLIC APPOLIGY TO EVERYONE EVEN ME FOR HIS TRAP RUNNER HE CALLS A MOUTH?ITS INTERACTIVE AND A POLL NEEDS TO BE PUT UP SO THATS WHAT IM CALLING FOR THIS WEEKEND.ANYTHING THATS MADE KNOWN WILL BE MADE KNOWN TO THE MFSL NATION AND MOE AND FURF SPORTS,INC.IT GETS OLD FROM ONE DAY TO ANOTHER AND IN A CALL TO PEFCA LAST NIGHT WAS MADE KNOWN WHAT THE THOUGHTS OF MYSELF AND MOE BUT BY ME IN MOST FINAL STATEMENT AS IS BOBBY CANT AND WONT TELL MY ANYTHING ABOUT GOING TO GAMES IF IM AT A SCHOOL FUNCTION LEAVE ME OUT OF IT AND KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS TO YOUR SELF.YOU AND MAGIE MIGHT NEED TO WORK THAT OUT YOURSELFS AND AS FAR AS WHAT I WAS TOLD TODAY BY SOMEONE YOU CAN CRY BECAUSE WE WERE NOT AT THE GAMES AND TELL THE GIRLS WHAT YOU WANT ITS ALL LIES AND ONLY ANYTHING THAT COMES FROM MOE AND OR MYSELF NEED TO COME TO US TO ASK FOR THE TRUTH. THATS SAID IT WILL COME TO BE PASSED.......JUST NEEDED TO CONDUCT PEFCA BUSINESS TONIGHT AND ASK FANS THERE THOUGHTS ABOUT THE MATTER AS IS.MEMBERS OF PEFCA AND MF SPORTS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS AS ONLY THROUGHT PEFCA TO BE TRUE AND TO THE POINT OF MOE AND FUN SPORTS NATION AND THE FANS.
PLEASE SEND YOUR COMMENTS TO PEFCAOR POST A QUICK SERVEY UP FOR FANS TO VOTE SOON.THIS ACTION NEEDS ATTENTION SOON.NO MORE BASHING ONE SIDED STUFF PLEASE.
PEFCA HAS RELEASED AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT THIS WEEK AS WELL:
ITS TIME THAT WE STAND UP AND GIVE CREDIT T0 THESE TWO LEGENDS, THEY HAVE PUT THEIR HEART AND SOUL INTO OUR SCHOOL. I’M CALLING FOR SANCTIONS TO BE PLACED ON ANYONE WHO RUNS THE LEGENDS DOWN IN ANY WAY. IT STOPS NOW!!!!!! THE ONLY THING THAT RUNS THIS BOARD IS BLOOD,SWEAT AND THE LEGENDS. MONEY WILL NEVER BE A PART OF THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON BEHALF OF PEFCA AND OTHER LEGENDS SUPPORTERS LET IT BE KNOWN FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, IF MOE OR FURF CALLS IN WITH ANY COMPLAINTS WITH ROCK SOLID PROOF, THAT SAID INDIVIDUAL OR INDIVIDUALS WILL BE BANNED FOR 365 DAYS, FROM THE WORDS OF MOE “ ITS HAMMER TIME”!!!!!!!!!!!! WORDS OF FURF “NUFF SAID”
MOE AND FURF MADNESS IS OVER AND THE NEW CHAMPIONS HAVE BEEN CROWNED:
FURF & STOKES
THERE WAS PLENTY OF TALK THIS YEAR AND MANY THREATS OF SANCTIONS. MORE ON THIS LATER
WE HAVE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM MR ANONYMOUS AGAIN. ALTHOUGH WE USUALLY WOULDN’T THINK OF POSTING THIS, IT’S ALWAYS AMUSING TO HEAR WHAT LOSERS HAVE TO SAY WHEN THEY’VE ARRIVED AT LOSERVILLE YET AGAIN:
SOUNDS LIKE FURF HAS CRIED HIS POOR LITTLE EYES OUT... I PERSONALLY KNOW BIG BUCKS AND WILL PLEAD WITH HIM TO LAY OFF POOR LITTLE LAME CRYING FURF...AND I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE HURT HIS FEELINGS TOO...SO WHAT I SUGGEST IS FURF AND BIG BUCKS KISS AND MAKE UP ,,,SO ALL THE CRYING FROM FURF WILL STOP...THANKS ,, MR. ANOUYMOUS
FURF HAS PLENTY TO SAY AS WELL:
JUST A MESSAGE TO ADDRESS A FEW THINGS IN LIGHT OF THINGS IN SPORTS.1ST I NEED TO ADDRESS 2 NOSE PICKING MONKEY LOOKING FOOLS COSSY AND THE JERK AKA THE PLAUGE.
THIS IS TO COSSEY COMMENT AND QUESTION? LOOKS LIKE YOU DIDNT WIN THE 2007 MARCH MADNESS TOURN.I FIGURED AS MUCH ONLY SOMEONE THAT CANT PICK A GAME MORE LESS WINNING WONT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING....Question: HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR PICKS OUT OF A BOAT OR IN A MIDDLE OF A FIRE STORM?AND AS FAR AS THE PLAUGE GOES ILL TAKE A SHOT AT MYSELF AND MOE BUT AS FAR AS YOUR DOG FOOD EATING CRAP COMMENTS YA HAVE YOUR ON YOUR WAY TO A NEVER ENDING TICKET TO LOSERVILLE COMPLEMENTS TO MOE AND FURF THE TICKET THAT KEEPS GOING AND GOING.....WELCOME TO LOSERVILLE COSSY AND PLAUGE.
NOW AS WE SPEAK THE 2007 NCAA TOURN IS DONE AND COMPLETE AND WANA WISH GRANT CONGRATS TO HIM ON HIS WIN WITH THEM FLORIDA GATORS AND THE SEC IS STILL THE SHOW TODAY .AS FAR AS MOE GOES AND HIS NOTH CAROLINA CHOCKING TEAM WHO CANT WIN JUST LIKE THE WEMONS TEAM DID LETS JUST SAY MOE HAS NO LIFE AND OR RETRBUTION TO SUPPORT ANY TEAM THAT IS OHIO HE TRYED TO CHEER ON THE MASCOT HEMROID THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM AND BOBBY TOGETHER.yA CHEERED THEM ON YA STILL GET BEAT YOU WILL ALWAYS WILL LOSERVILLE BOUND AND NO WAY OUT YOUR TICKET IS IN TO YOUR CITY MOEVILLE AKA LOSERVILLE HOME OF UNC AND OHIO ST........WELL AGAIN CONGRATS TO GRANT AND HIS WIN AND ALL THE BEST FOR THE 2007-08 SEASON TO COME.AGAIN AS FAR AS BOBBY AND COSSY AND THE PLAUGE GOES HARD TIMES FALL WHEN YA LOSE AND CANT WIN EVEN PICK A GAME HARD TIMES GO TO WHEN YA HAVE PEOPLE THAT CALL YA 35 TO 50 TIMES AND HAVE NOTHING OR LIL TO SAY HARD TIMES ARE YA HAVE THE WIND GOING AND THE LIGHTINING IS IN THE AIR YA CANT PUT THINGS TOGETHER AND THEN IT HITS YA MOE AND BOBBY ARE MENT FOPR EACH OTHER ..THATS REAL HARD TIMES.....BOTTOM LINE IS YA PUT 8 HRS IN TO WORK ON A FIELD HAVE A HOUSE CALL ON SUNDAY AND NO ONE THANKS YA FOR HELPING OUT.THATS HARD TIMES.LET ME MAKE THIS LAST COMMENT TO BOBBY IVE DONE MORE WORK ON FIELDS THIS YEAR THAN MOE HAS JUST SITTING THERE RASE OR NOT ILL NEVER SEE THAT BUT AS FAR AS A THANK YOU GOSE WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.I SAY THIS NO MORE SUNDAY HOUSE CALLS TO THE FIELD AND NO MORE CHEAP SHOTS FROM PEOPLE AT THE GAMES THAT ENDS NOW ONE BASEBALL/FOOTBALL PLAYER LIKE A HOWAED ILL HAVE TO CALL THE NEW FOR 2 YEARS DEGENIRATE ONE THINGS FOR SURE THE BASEBALL COACH YEP YOU KNOW AS THE PLAYER WHO YOU KN OW YOUR COMMENTS END TOO.THUS THIS SAID THIS MESSAGE IS FOR AND BY MFSL AND PEFCA MOE AND FURF SPORTS.........ENOUGH SIAD!!!!!!
IN BREAKING NEWS, WE HAVE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM BOBBY HIMSELF, STATING THAT HE HAS IMPOSED SELF-SANCTIONS THAT WILL KEEP HIM OFF OF THE WEB PAGE FOR AWHILE. HE SAYS THAT HE HAS ALSO IMPOSED A FINE OF TWO CENTS, ONE FOR MOE AND FURF SINCE HE WOULDN’T GIVE TWO CENTS FOR WHAT EITHER OF THEM HAVE TO SAY. HE ALSO WANTED TO MAKE IT PLAIN THAT THESE SANCTIONS HAVE BEEN PLACED BY HIMSELF AND THAT FURF CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING ELSE TO HIM SINCE HE IS ALREADY ON PROBATION NOW. HE SAYS THAT BY DOING SO, HE HAS ONCE AGAIN BEAT FURF TO THE PUNCH.
FURF HAS CHECKED IN ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEKEND WITH SOME COMMENTS AND A CHALLENGE FOR MOE:
Hey ive been gettin there messages on Fealess Friday last night when I posted to this person in a PM last night I got sev messages I thought id add to this and see what you thought of it?Or who it might be?Its from: by bbdadamust
#1.:( :( ::)maybe friend,,or maybe enemy
#2.could be someone real close to you ,,maybe next to you all day,,
#3.maybe your worst nightmare
#4.just kidding ,,really your best friend
#5.you mean BIG BUCKS
#6.Now , come on you know Bobby couldn't find this web site. He's just not that smart,
#7.Something to think about,, I wore camo all day around you
#8.See you at Mondays game,,,friendboy
#9.oh , yea ,, you and BUGS did a great job today
#10.good night friend
#11.NOT,, keep guessing??????????????FRIEND
This is all interesting but cant figure it out?But hey its a new challenge to figure it out who was there and all onSat?
We won the Perryville Classic and have had a great 2 days with the team....1 thing was having to deal with Big Bucks on both days now its time for Baseball and Softball again this week.I think its time for the NBA Challenge soon and as far as that a few lil Mini challenges to go with that.
I am also CALLING MOE OUT!!!! THATS RIGHT ITS TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A FEW CHALLENGES A LONG THE WAY.ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER MF BBALL CHALLENGE 2007.PLACE THE FURF DOME HARDCORE ARENA.AND PHS GYM. 2 GAMES 21 RULES APPLY AND ITS EXTEME RULES MATCH THATS NO RULES AND THATS RIGHT BOBBY MIGHT BE NEXT.BUT AS THUS FOR NOW MOE VS FURF 2007 BASKETBALL HEAT.AND ONE LAST THINKG YET ANOTHER 1ST THATS GOING TO THAT I HOPE TAKES PLACE A 1 ON 1 STOP WATCH BASEBALL BEST OF 7 TO SEE WHO IS THE CHAMP OF CHAMPS ILL PUT ALL MY GAMES ON THE LINE FROM ANY WINS i HAVE HEAD TO HEAD VS YOU SO WHATS YA GOT TO LOSE BOY? EXCEPT TO THE BEST OF THE BEST AT STOP WATCH BAEBALL AND THE WORLD IS WATCHING..........ALL I VE GOT TO SAY IS WHAT TIME IS IT ITS BIG TIME GAME TIME....... IM READY WHAT ABOUT YOU WHATS YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THE LEGAND FROM WEST PERRY CO.OPENS A CAN OF SUPER FURF ON YOU AND RUNS WILD......
THERE IS A LOT OF TALK CONCERNING FURF’S FUTURE. FURF HAS BEEN RECEIVING MESSAGES AND HAS SENT A FEW IN TO PEFCA:
Lion country is calling your name. FURF FURF FURF FURF FURF.
you going to come to england or what????
So in reading this more strange messages come in but dont now what more will show up.Well all I can say is Ill wait and see what else comes in and then let the world know what happens and make a decission soon.
IS FURF FED UP WITH MUSTANG COUNTRY AND CONSIDERING A MOVE TO ENGLAND? STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS STORY
CHAD HOOTEN SENT A QUESTION TO PEFCA LAST WEEK AND WE FORWARDED IT ON TO THE EMAIL SUPERLIST. THE QUESTION WAS WHO WAS THE BIGGEST MUSTANG FAN? SO FAR THE SCORE IS BOBBY 7 PORTER 1
THERE ARE SOME UNIDENTIFIED MESSAGES AS WELL THAT HAVE LEAKED IN FROM FEARLESS FRIDAY:
from me,, THANKS,, you two guys are really a blessing to PHS SPORTS,, and all
the bulls--- aside you two really mean a lot to me and my family.. and even
though I pick on you alot ,, your really my FAVORITE again thanks a million...
;D ;D ;D :D ;) ;) :) :)
> By reading all that its a lie....After tonight all ill say is yea right and
bull crap to that....The girls ya had them all on me from the beginning and then
just because im at the baeball game and all ya get them upset at me so what ill
say to you is this is my last message ill just block ya and change my phone #
and ill not have to deal with your lieing bull crapYou can have Moe..The
HoMoe?Been sittin on your lap lately or as Bbdadamust says I might need to be on
his side ad all?
The biggest announcement in the history of Moe and Furf Sports Entertainment could be coming very soon, according to Furf. After seeing many degenerates come and go, the battles between Furf and Big Bucks may be coming to an end. The era of legendary head-on challenges between Moe and Furf may also be coming to a close.
PEFCA has been receiving information that suggests Furf is looking at greener pastures and that he has received more offers to take his services elsewhere. The sources for some of this information have not yet been identified, but we have received some emails regarding the situation. These were forwarded to us, but the senders and recipients were deleted, so it is hard to tell who they are from and who they were meant for. We will post them here for those of you who want the latest:
Hey whats up my computer went down this more and I finaly had to use a distructive restore that knocked out everything had to put everything back on slow but its up and going at the time?Well what do you think about my message last night?about going or staying?
Ill leave it with ya?What do you think?Stay or shall I go?Will it be Moe and Flunk and Bobby or will it be Muff Tuff and Duff Bo and Bert and Big Bucks or just Moe and Bobby?
Questions Questons Questions what to do?Well an announcement will be made public on the Web page and next week Monday or before the future of .........
We have also received an email from someone who claims to be Joe Paul Montague:
Once again I come across your STUPID website. What do I read , FURF , going to leave Perryville ??? Well .. Who CARES. STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES, What more could you expect from the capitol of STUPIDVILLE..Maybe if he doesn't leave , the rest of the STUPIDS should RUN HIM OUT OF TOWN. Oh well he doesn't have to worry about that , their not that smart either,, So the soga of STUPIDVILLE goes on..A message for FURF, what at ATKINS, with the LEGENDS ball TEAMS!!! I heard they both lost in the opening round!!!!!!!!!!! And whats this RUMOR about your new website,, MUFF and FLUFF and DUFF??? and yes this is once again --------- Joe Paul Montague,, the HEIR of BBB interprises
And Finally, PEFCA has received a verified email from the man in question himself:
THIS IS A ANNOUCEMENT TO ALL MOE AND FURF FANS FOR THE NEW ERA OF SPORTS. I JUST WANTED TO SAY WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS ILL BE MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE WERE ABOUTS AND FUTURE OF MYSELF AND THE DIRECTION OF MOE AND FURF ARE GOING?iVE BEEN CONTACTED MY SEV SCHOOLS AND IVE LOOKED OVER WHAT THEY HAVE TO OFFER SOME ARE NOT WORTH MAKING COMMENTS ON AND IT WOULD BE TRASH IF I COMMENTED BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER 3 SCHOOLS ARE LEFT AND HAVE GOT TO MAKE A CHIOCE SOON.OUT OF THE 3 PHS IS THERE. THE OTHER 2 ARE SOMEWHAT CLOSE BUT ONE IN FACT IS A GOOD DRIVE IF I CHOSE TO GO?THEN ADDED THE 4TH .I WANT TO LET ALL MOE AND FURF NATION KNOW TIMES CLOSING IN AND ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
Before we close on this report we must report that Furf’s vocabulary and mastery of the English Language continues to expand…..
That’s right, it’s time for two more……
Games are just like eggs; Once you crack them, they’re done.
There are three things you can always count on: The sun is gonna rise, A new day is gonna start, and you take a dump.
NOW FURF HAS SENT IN THIS EMAIL AT 11:00 SUNDAY NIGHT:
This is about the Regionals in Searcy.Atkins is playing Pottsville tomorrow along with HA vs.Bauxite
IM CALLING THAT POTTSVILLE BEATS ATKINS IN THE CLASS 3AAA REGION3 TOURN TOMORROW.
MOE THINKS ATKINS WILL BEAT THEM IM SAYING AHANA POTTSVILLE WINS AND ILL GO AHEAD AND SAY ITS PAYBACK FOR THEM. ILL GO AHEAD AND SAY THE CHAMPIONSHIP WIL BE POTTSVILLE VS. HARDING AND IN 3RD AND 4TH GAME ITS ATKINS VS BAUXITE.
BOYS WILL BE MAGNET COVE VS ABUNDENT LIFE....
GIRLS WILL BE POTTSVILLE VS.HARDING ACADEMY....
NOW ON TO MY LAST BRIEF OF THE DAY,ITS TIME TO MAKE A COMMENT ON THE PAST POST OF THE LSAT 2 OR 3 WEEKS FROM FEARLESS.I THINK THAT ONE PERSON IS IN THE SAME AS 1 PERSON?sO IF THEY READY THIS ILL SAY THIS IVE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YOU.......H......NO.....WHAT IN THE BLUE H WHOULD I THINK THAT.......WELL ITS ALL BEEN DONE AND FOR BOBBY SO LONG FAREWELL TO YOU........
MOE FURF NATION ITS TIME FOR A WEB VOTE TO CAST....I CALL TONGHT THE 1ST CAST THE MOE AND FURF VOTE TO:? SEE IF I GO OR STAY VOTE?ILL ASK THIS YOUR THOUGHTS AND ALL ABOUT THAT CAST IT 1 VOTE ONLY TO MOE AND FURF FANS AND THEN ILL SEE WHAT EVERYONE THINKS AND BASE IT ON THAT? I ALSO OVER RIDE WHAT MOE CALLED HIS LIL HOMOE CHALLENGE BUT TO ADD THE SOFTBALL FINALS ONLY 7A TO 1A........I THINK BOBBY WOULD HAVE A SHOT AT THAT..AND ILL CALL OUT SMITH TOO.....THEY ARE THIS IS OUR PAGE OF MF NATION BUT BEEBRANCE IS IN A WEAK CONF. AND THEY GET A BYE IN REG AND THEY PLAY THAT HOME AS IN STATE????ILL CALL THAT MOE AND MYSELF SAY THEY WILL BEE BRANCH WIN STATE THIS YEAR?I SAY I DONT THINK THEY WILL BUT I FEEL MOE DOES THINK THAT.
GOOD LUCK MUSTANGS AND JR MUSTANGS IN THE TRACK MEET IN MAG COVE TUE AND THURS. ALL THE BEST TO YOU ALL......AND I MUST END BY SAYING TO THE BASEBALL AND SOFTBALL TO YOU ALL CONGRATS DOING WELL THIS SEASON AND IM PROUD OF YOU ALL.....THE SR GROUP ILL MISS YOU ALL THE MOST IM PROUD OF YOU ALL TOO IM GLAD TO HAVE SEEN YOU ALLPLAY THIS YEAR....
THE VERDICT IS IN: FURF HAS MADE HIS FINAL DECISION ON WHERE HE WILL BE NEXT YEAR. AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF WONDERING, FANS OF THE LEGEND CAN NOW READ THE TRANSCRIPT FURF PREPARED FOR HIS NEWS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY. HERE IT IS IN ITS ENTIRETY:
THIS MESSAGE TO PEFCA,MOE FURF SPORTS AND ALL FANS IN MO FO NATION.THIS IS TO ADDRESS THE THOUGHTS OF WHAT ,WHERE ILL BE GOING FOR THE NEXT YEAR?ITS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT SEV SCHOOLS HAVE CONTACTED PEFCA AND SEV SOME WAY TO ME BUT I WANA MAKE IT CLEAR TO ALL THAT THIS IS THE DIRECTION I WANA GO IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS?TO ALL HERE LISTINGING ,TO ALL THAT WATCH THIS SEV MONTHS FROM NOW ITS MY DUTY TO SAY ADVISE THAT THE DIRECTION WELL BE JUST HOW I FEEL AND WHERE I WANAN BE.
THIS HAS GONE ON OVER 3 OR 4 WEEKS FROM THE TOP FROM FEARLESS FRIDAY.COM TO THE WEB PAGE WE HAVE HAD FOR YEARS…NEWS BREAKS OUT THAT WORD IVE HOUGHT ABOUT MOVING ON GOING TO GREENER PASTURES,WELL SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT? TRYING TO GET THERE IS THE HARDEST THING IF YA TRY WATERING THE GREENER PART?BUT NOW ON TO THE MAIN PART OF THIS IS TO SAY CHOSE WHO AND WHERE ILL GO AND IF I CHOSE TO STAY HERE AT PHS OR ELSEWHERE?
1ST MY THOUGHTS ON PHS: THIS IS MY HOME MY ALUMNI AND THE PLACE IVE ALWAYS CALLED HOME?2nd MY THOUGHTS ON MY FRIENDS HERE AND TO THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ME THINK YOU SO MUCH…..FROM THOSE FROM THE EARLY PEFCA C. FAULKNER TO C.MAGIE AND TO C.STOKES THE 3 THAT HAVE BEEN HERE AND THE OTHER GUYS THAT COACHED LIKE C.WILSON AND C.CAMPBELL AND THE OTHR GUYS WANA SAY THANK YOU AS WELL FOR THEM GAMES AND TIMES.
FINALY FOR THE HELP OF ALL MOE &FURF FANS:1ST I WANA SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND THEN AS WELL ALL THE ATHLETICS IVE SEEN YOU ALL PLAY YOU ARE A TRUE BLESSING THANK YOU ALL FOR ALLOWING ME TO WATCH.NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE MY DICESSION AND TO CHOSE:3 SCHOOLS 1.OLA 2.MORRILTON.3 PERRYVILLE HIGH SCHOOL…..2 OTHERS WERE DUMPED LAST NIGHT TYPING THIS.
CLINTON,ATKINS,BIGELOW THEM 3 WELL THEY CAN STICK IT I WOULDN’T THINK OF GOING THERE AND THERES ENGLAND NO WAY ID GO TO A SCHOOL THAT’S IN TH MIDDLE OF NO WHERE AND 4 SCHOOLS TURNED DOWN TO 3.
HERE IS THE CHANCE TO ASK QUESTIONS IS YA LIKE IF NOT AT THIS TIME ITS TIME TO CHOSE THE 3 BETWEEN THE 3.BUT THEN WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE ITS ALL UP IN THE AIR?WAS I GOING OR JUST TO TROW OTHERS OFF THE TRAIL?ONLY TIME WILL TELL AND ONLY GETTING THE TRUTH OUT THERE WILL IT BE KNOWN TO THE WORLD?
WITH MY CHOICE AND PICKING THE SCHOOL ILL BE WITH LET ME SAYITS AN HONOR TO STAND BEFORE YOU AND SAY PERRYVILLE HIGH SCHLL IS MY CLEAR CHOICE AND THE PLACE ILL CALL HOME ……AN ALUMNI AND GREAT PEOPLE AND FRIENDS AND THE STUFF I GO THOUGHT IS JUST PART OF IT AND AM GLAD THAT I CAN CAL MYSELF A MUSTANG FOR SURE!!!!! TO ALL SPORTS PROGRAMS TO BASKETBALL C. HARRIS AND TO C.CAMPBELL THANK YOU! IT’S A BLESSING TO BE HERE WITH YOU AND THIS FAMILY OF SPORTS.FOOTBALL IT’S A BLESSING TO BE A PART OF THAT WEEK IN AND OUT IM GLAD TO BE A PART OF THE SPORTS PROGRAMS ITS AGAIN A BLESSING! WITH THAT SAID THINKS FOR THE VIEWING OF THIS CONF AND TO ALL FANS MORE GREAT TIMES AHEAD SOON AND ALL THE BEST SRS THE BEST IS YET TO COME……WELL IN THE FUTURE OF OFFERS ILL HAVE TO DECLINE ALL AND ANY OFFERS FROM ANY SCHOOL,NOT WORTH GOING TO ATKINS OR MORRILTON OR BIGELOW OR EVEN CLINTON?BUT THE BOTTOM LINE THE GREAT SATIN WILL FALL THAT IS ENGLAND AND BOBBY LETS SAY THIS YA WERE SHAKING IN YOUR BIG BOOTS AND ALL I HAD YA RIGHT WHERE I WANTED YA SO IT’S THE END AND TIME TO GO ON WITH THE REAL SHOW PHS AND THE MUSTANG NATION WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!!!!! THANK YOU ALL MUSTANG FANS MORE TO COME AND THANKS TO ALL THE ALUMNI AND FACULTY AT PHS THIS IS THE RESASON AND CHOICE IM STAYING HERE?MY FANILY AND HOME IS PERRYVILLE HIGH SCHOOL 100% AND ILL LIVE ON AND MORE AND FURF SPORTS WILL LIVE ON AS WELL……..THANKS TOALL FOR YOUR SUPPORTAND THOUGHTS OVER THE LAST 3 TO 4 WEEKS…….MUSTANG BLOOD RUNS MAROON AND GREY…………THANKS AGAIN FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL COACHES AS WELL……..FURF
The face of Perry County sports entertainment may be changing. There have been too many things happen lately to mention here…..
Moe was at the microphone recently doing the public announcement for a PE championship match; Furf was nowhere to be found…..
No one was there with a camera to take the picture, but if someone had been, can you imagine a shot of three legends together: Houston Nutt, Charles Ripley and MOE…
Moe and Furf were stiffed at the Sports Awards ceremony, with only Coach Campbell making any mention of their hard work all year….
The new assistant coach has met the approval of Moe and Furf……
NOW FURF HAS SENT TWO MESSAGES THIS SUNDAY. HE HAS HAD ENOUGH AND IS NOW DONE WITH BIG BUCKS. HERE’S THE WORRD STRAIGHT FROM THE MASTER….
From : Mike Martin <email@example.com>
Sent : Sunday, May 13, 2007 3:04 PM
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject : Re:News
TUESDAY WE HAD A POWDER PUFF FOOTBALL GAME MUSTANG FIELD MOE ,MYSELF(FURF) AND C.HOGAN WERE OFFICIALS IN THE GAME.A GOOD CROUD THERE TO WATCH WHILE THE GAME WAS GOING ON WE HAD SOME NUM NUTS BY THE NAME OF BOBBY THREW A FULL BOTTLE OF WATER TWORDS THE FIELD TO NOT HIT THE FIELD1ST BUT HIT ME SQUARE IN THE HEAD.WHERE HE WAS STANDING HAD SEV WITTNISS SEEN THE EVENT HAPPEN....I AM CALLING FULL FORCE THAT BOBBY APOLOGIZE TO ME ON THE WEB PAGE.TILL FUTHER NOTICE IM DONE WITH HIM...HIS PEOPLE THAT DEFEND HIM THAT SAY THAT HE WOULDNT DO THAT WELL THINK AGAIN YA DONT KNOW HIM THAT WELL FROM THIS DAY POINT ON IM THREW WITH HIM.MYSELF MAGIE OR MOE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.
THIS WEEK WE HAVE TEACHER VS sR sOFTBALL GAME ON THE SOFTBALL FELD.WE ARE READY TO SEE IN WHO WILL HIT IT OVER 1ST BETWEEN US MOE OR ME SHO WE ASK WHO DO YOU THINK WILL HIT IT OVER 1ST.#2MOE AND OR #1 FURF?gRADUATION IS THIS FRIDAY ON THE FIELD LAST WEEK BEFORE SCHOOL WINDS DOWN.......HERE SOON VE GOT A MID SUMMER CHALLENG COMMING UP FOR MOE ILL UNVAIL BEFORE NEXT WEEK AFTER GRADUATION FOR A DVD EXCLUSIVE.....THATS ALL FOR NOW TILL NEXT TIME THIS IS BEEN THE FURFMAN REPORT.
From : Mike Martin <email@example.com>
Sent : Sunday, May 13, 2007 5:49 PM
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject : Re:More News
I WAS READING MY MAIL ON FEARLESS AND GOT SEV MESSAGES FROM THIS GROUP THAT AT SOME STRANGE WAY ARE ALL ON AT THE SAME TIME WITH IN 3 SEC OF EACH OTHER.NOW BY READING THE POST I GOT ILL POST SOME HERE IN THIS NEWS FOR THE WEB PAGE:
I guess you are going to stay with a bunch of loser's. Sorry you didn't want to be a part of some real tradition. You would of looked good dressed as our mascot , the king of the jungle, LION,, and not a JACKASS,, so sorry you got to be aloser.. BRIAN ---------------------
---------------I would have thought you would have enough respect to let me know up front about your press conf. I just cant understand WHY you want to stay at a place like Phs. No one respects you there . No one wants you there. Look how your football coaches treat you.. and look how fat boy bigSucks treat you. This is my last and final offer for you,,, WE NEED YOU ,, come on down and be a LION,,, PLEASE.. BRIAN ------------------------------------
-----------------------------Got a cell phone call from none other than Chad Hooten last night,,, stated he came to Perryville and signed a contract withPHS to play Bigelow at Hootens Classic Kickoff at UCA,, my question with you since you turned us down at England is----Why would you and the coaches at PHS want to embarrass themselves again , and have a repeat of LAST YEARS butt WHOOPIN THAT BIGELOW GAVE YOU. Call from my FRIENDS at BIGELOW , says they have more of the same for PHS this year ,, Their prediction-- 52--0000000BIGELOW... and by the way Chad Hooten said you and Moe didn't even have the balls to show up for this moment in history sigining!!!!!! My thinking --Bigelow is going to kick your butt again. Brian -------------------------------------------
WELL OUT OF AL THE MESSAGES I READ AND THEN FROM BOBBY AND THIS GUY NAMEED:
YOUTHGUY ETHEN ITS TO MY THOUGHTS ALL THIS CRAP OF RUNNING ME DOWN AND POST TO MY INBOX COME TO AN END NOW!!!!! COSSY IVE GAVE YOU THE WORLD AND MORE MY ANSWER, EATHEN YOU JUST CANT SEE OVER YOUR BELLY BUT WHEN I POST YOU SNAP BACK POP OFF AND MAKE YOUR SELF LOOK BAD.THEN THERES BOBBY YA HAVE 3 STRIKES ALREADY ON YOU YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH ME AND SHOWING WHAT OR HOW THINGS DONE BY THROWING THINGS THATS A JOKE AND INSULTS WONT BE TOLERATED NOW EATHER.THIS ALL ENDS NOW.........I JUST THINK THAT ALL WHO MAKE COMMENTS TO ME IN ONE DIRECTION NOT TO JUST ONLY ONE PERSON JUST ONE MOE IS LEFT OUT IM THE TARGET SO IM DONE WITH PEOPLE DEFENDING BOBBY AND ANYONE ELSE ITS DONE AND NOW ITS OVER.tHE WAR ENDS NOW THAT STARTED MONTHS AGO IT ENDS NOW.ILL ACCEPT AN APPOLEGY FROM BOBBY HERE ON THIS PAGE ONLY IF ITS TO ACCEPTANCE BY PEFCA AND ME. COSSY BOBBY AND EATHEN ITS OVER.........
THERE HASN’T BEEN MUCH NEWS OUT OF LEGENDLAND THIS WEEK; JUST THE SAME OLD BIG BUCKS BABBLE AND FURF BLOCKING ALL MESSAGES FROM BOBBY….
THAT IS UNTIL FRIDAY AFTERNOON AT THE FIELD HOUSE. MOE REPORTS THAT THEY BROKE OUT THE HOT DOGS AND WENT HEAD TO HEAD IN A HOT DOG EATING CONTEST. MOE REPORTED THAT FURF WENT OUT HARD AND FAST BUT SLOWED DOWN, WHILE HE STARTED OUT SLOW AND CONTINUED TO DOWN THE DOGS UNTIL HE OVERTOOK FURF. MOE PULLED OUT AN EXTREME MOVE TO TAKE THE CONTEST. AS FURF BEGAN TO FALTER, MOE WENT DOUBLE DOG AND THREW TWO DOGS DOWN AT A TIME UNTIL THE CONTEST WAS WON.
IN AN ACT OF LEGENDARY SPORTSMANSHIP, FURF RAISED MOE’S HAND AND DECLARED HIM THE CHAMP. ALTHOUGH HE WAS A GOOD SPORT, WE KNOW THAT HE WON’T TAKE IT LYING DOWN AND THAT HE IS PROBABLY CALCULATING HIS NEXT HUMAN CHESS MOVE. WE SUSPECT THAT FURF WILL BE ISSUING A CHALLENGE TO MOE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. STAY TUNED TO SEE WHAT IT IS….
AS ANOTHER YEAR OF MOE AND FURF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT COMES TO A CLOSE, THERE IS APPARENTLY SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS. THERE IS DEBATE OVER WHETHER MOE BEAT FURF IN THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST 10.5 TO 5 OR WHETHER IT WAS 8 TO 5. BIG BUCK’S SILENCE MAKES US WONDER IF HE’S HANGING IT UP OR IF HE’S SCHEMING A NEW ATTACK.
HERE ARE SOME EMAILS WE HAVE RECEIVED IN THE PAST WEEK:
strait from BIGBUCKS HEADQUARTERS, no apology will be given, no threats will be accepted, no challenges will be accepted , from now on BIGBUCKS has taken off the GLOVES, and will be coming full FORCE, this all stems from being left out of the hotdog eating contest last FRIDAY, in which it is understood that MOE opened a can of whoop-a-- on FURF beating him 10.5 hotdogs to 4 ---and thats all there is to it------------BIGBUCKS SAYS SO
FURF WINS 1 ON 1 CHALLENGE MAY 25, 2007
THATS THE TITLE OF THIS MOE CALLES ME OUT WITH A CROUD OF 20 OR SO TO WATCH ON AND IT WENT DOWN TO THE VERY END I HIT 4 3 PT SHOTS THE FINAL ONE TO WIN 21-13 IN MOES REQUEST FOR A 1 ON 1 CHALLENGE.....I SAID AFTER THE MATCH YA MIGHT HAVE LOOKED LIKE A BOBBY BIG BUCKS PIG AFTER THE PIGOUT LAST FRIDAY BUT THIS TIME I GOT THE LAST LAUGH......
NOW THAT THATS OUT OF THE WAY NEXT WEEK THE LAST SUPER CHALLENGE TO BE WILL BE A HOME RUN CHALLENGE A MOE AND FURF 1ST. J COLE WILL BE THERE TO PUT THIS ON TAPE AND THEN EATHER A COACH TO PITCH OR US TO THROUGH THE BALL UP TO HIT IT FOR OURSELVES IN A 1 ON 1 CHALLENGE TO END THE 2007 HIGH SCHOOL YEAR.THIS WILL BE ADDED TO THE DVD TAPE THAT HAS GOT LOTS OF STUFF ON IT FROM THE 2007 YEAR TO BE ADDED TO THE NEXT SUPER DVD......
HOOTENS CLASSIC NEXT AUG 28 TUESDAY AT CONWAY UCA IS THE PACE AND NOW ITS TIME TO GET READY FOR THE GAMES 7 ON 7 FOOTBALL ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY BBALL CAMPS AND THEN LATE JULY PERRYVLLE IND CAMP FOR THE LOWER GRADES AND THEN THE END OF THE WEEK WILL BE THE SMALLER KIDS BEFORE AUG 1ST AND THE START OF THE FOOTBALL SEASON 3 MONTHS AWAY.......MY CLOSE TO THIS MOE IF YA CANT BACK UP A CHALLENGE THEN DONT BRAING IT TO ADD LIL BRANDON TUCKER ASKED ME TO A CHALLENGE IN 1 ON 1 BASKETBALL AND WITH HIS STUPID FANS THAT CAN ONLY BE CALLED DIGENERATES I WON DESPITE OF DESQUILIFYING FOULS AND ABSTRACTIONS IN FROUNT OF ME TOOK THE GAME AND MUSTANG PRIDE.
NOW THE NEXT THING IS I HERD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE THAT COACH TUCKER IS MAKING CHALLENGES TO MUSTANG FANS AND WHAT NOT NOW I CLOSE WITH THIS IF YA THINK THAT YOU ALL WILL WIN YOUR LIL 7 ON 7 GAME OVER US THINK AGAIN WE ARE ON OUR WAY THIS TIME NO MERCY AND NO WAY OUT!!!YOUR BUDDYS FROM LITTLE ROCK SAY THAT BUT HEY THEY SAY THAT ALL THE TIME..EVERY CHALLENGE MADE YA RUN SO IM STILL PERFICT WITH COIN FLIPS AND PAPER ,ROCK, SCISSORS......ALL I CAN SAY IS YA BETTER HAVE HEINDENRICH THERE TO HELP YA CAUSE THIS YEAR IS OURS...........THE FIANL REPORT FOR THE SOFTBALL HOME RUN CHALLENGE WIL POST THE LAST WINNER OF THE SCHOOL SEASON....TUESDAY MAY,29TH 2007 SOFTBALL FIELD......WHO WILL WIN ? OR WILL THERE BE SUPER SUDDEN DEATH OR A WINNER CROWNED?ALL THAT AN MORE NEXT WEEK........
ODD TO SAY NO WORD FROMTHE MANY FACES FROM BOBBY ON LINE NO MESSAGES OR PHONE CALLS AS SUCH AFTER GRADUATION....COULD IT BE THE END OF THE LIINE FOR BOBBY AND HIS DOINGS OR WILL HE HAVE MORE TO DO OR SAY IS THE WEEKS TO COME SOON?
AND ANOTHER ONE FROM FURF; WE KNEW HE COULDN’T TAKE THE HOT DOG DEFEAT WITHOUT CALLING FOR ANOTHER CHALLENGE:
WELL I GUESS THE TALE OF THE TAPE OF SORTS WILL BE:
1 ON 1 HOME RUN CHALLENGE
OUT OF THE BALLS HIT IN ONE RD WHO EVER HITS THE MOST HR WILL WIN
UNLEESS THERE IS A TIE WE GO TO THE SCORE CARD AND GO EXTRA INNINGS OR SUPER EXTREME SUDDEN DEATH!
GROUND OUTS OR SHORT FLY BALLS WILL BE OUTS. 10 OUTS IN A SESSION OR RUNS WHAT COMES 1ST.
COIN FLIP TO DETEMIN THE STARTER OR WHO WINS CHOSES.
COLE WILL FILM OR BE THERE TO HELP OUT /HOGAN /PALMER/ OR APPROVED PITCHER WILL BE ASKED TO HELP UNLES MOE OR MYSELF CHOSE TO THROW THE BALL UP HIT FOR OURSELVES IN THIS CONTEST.........
A DVD EXCLUSIVE FOR THE NEXT DVD.......MOE AND FURF SPORTS......2007.......TITLE EXTREME SUPER HOME RUN CHALLENGE..........
IN WHAT MAY BE THE FINAL CHALLENGE OF THE SEASON, FURF HAS ESTABLISHED HIMSELF AS THE FIRST SUPERSWAT CHAMPION AT THE SOFTBALL FIELD, WHERE THE SUPERYARD HOME RUN DERBY WAS HELD. THE CHALLENGE WAS INTENDED TO BE FOR ONE INNING OF TEN OUTS APIECE, BUT LIKE ALWAYS, THIS CHALLENGE HAD TO GO TO EXTENDED TIME.
DURING THE FIRST INNING, BOTH LEGENDS WERE SHUT OUT. AFTER THE SECOND INNING, THE SCORE WAS TIED 1-1. IN THE THIRD INNING, FURF OUTBLASTED MOE 3-1 FOR A FINAL SCORE OF 4-2.
VERY LITTLE HAS BEEN SAID DURING THE PAST WEEK, AND NOTHING HAS BEEN HEARD FROM BIG BUCKS. WE DON’T KNOW WHETHER BIG BUCKS HAS FINALLY LEARNED HIS PLACE OR IF IT IS A BIG SETUP FOR A FINAL PARTING SHOT. FURF’S LATEST COMMENT CONCERNING MOE AND BIG BUCKS QUALIFIES AS A SEMI-FURFISM:
MOE AND BOBBY CAN’T HOLD A CANDLE TO MY FART
PEFCA CENTRAL WILL BE POSTING THIS YEAR’S MOE & FURF AWARDS IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS, SO SEND IN ANY NOMINATIONS YOU MAY HAVE IN.
PEFCA CENTRAL IS ALSO ANNOUNCING AT THIS TIME THAT IT APPEARS THERE IS ENOUGH VIDEO FOOTAGE FOR DVD-4. THE VIDEOS WILL BE EDITED OVER THE SUMMER AND A NEW DVD MAY BE RELEASED AT THE BEGINNING OF NEXT YEAR’S MFSL SEASON, IF THERE IS ONE.
SHOULD THE LEAGUE CONTINUE NEXT YEAR? ARE THERE ANY CHALLENGERS OUT THERE WHO CAN STAND ANOTHER YEAR OF COMPETITION, OR SHOULD THIS WEB PAGE BECOME MERELY A NEWS UPDATE AND LEGENDS TRIBUTE PAGE? STAY TUNED OVER THE SUMMER FOR THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS.
JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT BIG BUCKS HAD BUTTONED IT UP, PEFCA CENTRAL HAS RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING EMAIL:
I just want to say that the two that have been Legands for years have lost my respect and now that ive not been invited to any challenges that they have had I am here by no longer have anything to do with puke 1 and fart 2.....Furf you need to quit crying to every little thing and there are Nooooo butts but I feel Moe got the shaft in his loss.You an Cole are in on this an ill find out about this soon as far as school goes you will no be able to ask or bother anyone on campus anytime anymore.Im telling you even the Hootens dont want you to come back and oh yea Furf do you know these names:bbdadamust,#1LION,#2LION they are me...Yes Its been so long I have problems I have that a given but you now know they are me..Your not going to Hootens the 2 of you and Corley and Hogan now that he is a Asst Principal he will tell you two what to do for now own an for his mentor Hogan has contral and you 2 are just left out in the dust ..Again im done with you and PEFCA can Stick it and so can Moe and Furf or Muff and Fluff.....You two need to grow up and leave the work to the real guys like myself and people that know what they are doing.Your DVD is a joke and who would pay to see that stuff. Enough Said,......Bobby
LOOKS LIKE SOME OF THE LOCAL CHARACTERS ARE GETTING THEIR LAST WORD IN. HERE ARE EMAILS FROM BIG BUCKS, THE HOOTEN BOYS, AND WHAT MAY (OR MAY NOT) BE THE FINAL WORDS FROM FURF FOR THE SEASON:
and about the home run derby,,,ask where Furf hit from to beat MOE,,,Moe was placed at home plate,,, QUESS where Furf was,,you got it,, on the PITCHERS MOUND,, now how fair was that??? once again Furf has paid off Cole and MOE got the SHAFT all the way up to his THROAT,,,, and you call me the BADD GUY????? LOOK IN THE MIRROR FURF!!!!!!you can call me BIGBUCKS,,, BIGCLUCKS << FAT BOY ,, or whatever I dont care, I can take it ,, unlike you,, your like little Johnnys dog ,, you can put it out but cant take it ,,, come on be a man like MOE and grow up..... ENOUGH SAID >>>> BOBBY.. P.S. I STILL LOVE YOU FURF
The Legends, serving as sports information officers for PHS, made a conference call to Hooten's office in May regarding Kickoff Classic. Conversation took a bad turn ... challenges were made... Moe stepped up ... Furf only asked if he was going to be on TV.
Hooten made no promises but took pigpenners over Perryville and added a deep pocket wager.
Moe will be meeting Hooten at UCA concession stand immediately following defeat to pay up with an extreme Nacho. He must say "those pigpenners sure made us squeal like school girls, again" while serving Hooten the nachos.
Hooten ended conversation by telling Moe he liked extra peppers.
THIS IS MY FINAL STATEMENT FOR THE YEAR. I WON SEV TITLES AND THEN IN ONE ON ONE I WON THE FINAL EVENT OF THE SCHOOL YEAR BY WINNING THE SUPER EXTREME SOFTBALL CHALLENGE THIS AST WEEK.ONE THING I NOTICED ON THE PAGE IS THAT I HAVE TO CALL IT WELL AS I SEE IT MORE THAN BOBBY BING BIG AN STUPID FOR HIS LIL CRY WOLF.....IF IVE EVER SEEN IT HE IS LIKE A WHITE TICK TRYING TO BIT YA TO INFECT WHATS GOOD IN ALL THATS GOOD.ON THIS END IVE LET IT GO TO ONLY GET SLAMMED BY HIM ALL SEASON AN MOE HAS NOT BEEN AS MUCH USED AS A PAWN IN THIS CRAP.FOOTBALL 7 ON 7 GAMES NEXT WEEK WE INVADE THE BOBBY PIN AS ILL CALL IT NOW PIG PEEN TO THE BOBBY PEN ITS ALL WHAT ITS WORTH IN TIMES ON NEED AN TIMES OF WINNING...THE MESSAGE YOU POSTED TODAY OR WHENEVER YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN DISRESPECTFUL AND THE LAST MESSAGE BEFORE THIS ONE YA CALIM THE GLOVES ARE THROWN OFF AND YOUR NOT GOING TO TAK ANY THING FROM ME AN ATTCAK ME ON OUR WEB PAGE YOU UNGREATFULL OUTFIT....MY REAL FAMILY HAS SAID THIS STUFF IS A BUNCH OF BASHING ONESIDED TO ME AND YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE.MAGIE,STOKES AND PEFCA WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS MOE CAN STAND ALONE WITH YOU AND YOU 2 FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THINGS DONE.AS FAR AS THE MESSAGE GOES I READ IT ITS LOUD AN CLEAR TO AS WHATS GOING ON,I FEEL ITS TO MY INTEREST TO SAY THIS THAT IF YA DONT RESPECT ME THATS ALL BUT GOOD BUT RESPECT PEFCA AND MOE AND FURF SPORTS,INC....THREATS OF ANYTYPE WONT BE ACCEPTED AND NOW THAT YA HAVE YOUR STAND AND THAT MOUTH RUNNS MORE NOW YA HAVENT SPOKE IN SOME TIME LETS GO BACK TO MESSAGES YA SAID THE TRUTH WILL SET YOUR FREE????WHAT IS THAT FOR AND FROM?i THINK ITS UNDERSTANDING TO THE WORLD YA CALLED YOURSELF THE 3 I THOUGHT FOR THIS YEAR WAS NOT BUT I SEE IT IS YOU AND NOW THINK ALL THIS POSTING STUFF WILL AND SHOULD BE REVIEWED BY PEFCA SO IVE SENT IN A POST FROM FERLESS TO LET PECA CENTRAL TO REVIEW GO OVER AND LOOK TO SEE IF THERE ARE ANY SAME THINGS THAT LOOK SEM TO THE POST?TO ALL SPORTS FANS AND TEAMS THAT HAVE PLAYED THIS YEAR I JUST WANA SAY CONGRATS FOR YOUR HARD WORK AND DOING YOUR BEST FOR THIS SEASON IS NOT TO FAR OFF AND GAMES WILL BE HERE SOON AND THE HOOTENS GAME IS WHAT WE CALL PAYBACK AND TO THE HOOTENS AND ALL YOU WANA GET IN ON OR BAD SIDE AND HAVE BOBBY NO CLASS WITH THE HOOTENS THATS A GOOD THING FROM MOE AND MYSELF. THEY THINK THAT THEY CAN HOLD THAT GAME OVER US WELL PAYBACK AND THE 2007 MUSTANGS FOR SURE ROLL INTO COWAY TO INVADE AND TAKE OVER THE CLASSIC TO WIN OVER BIGELOW AND NOT TO FAR BEFORE THAT THE MUSTANGS GO TO HEBER FOR THERE OPENER SOON..JR MUSTANGS THAT WEEK OF THE HOOTENS CLASSIC PLAY BIGELOW IN THE BACK YARD THAT THE WATER IS NOT FIT TO DRINK AND WHO WOULD GO TO A PLACE THAT HAS NOTHING PVILLE HAS IT ALL BIGELOW JUST LOST OUT THE LEGANDS WILL BE THERE SO WILL THE RECROWNING OF THE CHAMPS FROM THE WEST IN PERRYVILLE.FROM SOFTBALL AND BASEBALL CONGRATS ALL ON A GREAT SEASON AND COACH HOGAN AND COACH CAMPBELL YOU GUYS HAVE DONE ALOT TO GET THINGS GOING AND WANA SAY THAN YOU AND CONGRATS ON A GREAT YEAR.BASKETBALL SEASON WAS FUN AND BOTH TEAMS DID WELL GOING BACK TO REGIONALS AND DOING WELL AND FOOTBALL SEASON WAS GREAT YET AGAIN WITH A TRIP TO THE PLAYOFFS AND NOW TRYING TO GET THERE THIS YEAR WILL BE FUN HOPE TO HAVE A HOME PLAYOFF GAME THIS YEAR TOO. COACH HOGAN ITS BEEN A BLESSING TO HAVE YOU COACH FOR THE YEARS YA HAVE BEEN THERE AND ILL MISS YOUR BEIN IN THE GAMES AND SIDELINE WORK AND COACHING FORM OUT TIMES TO BEING IN THE PRESSBOX IN HOME GAMES AT THE PLAYOFFS BEATING LAVACA AND MOUTAIN BURG TO GOING TO ENGLAND AN BEATING THERE YOU KNOW WHATS THAT THEY COULDNT BEAT US IN ANYTHING YOUR A GREAT COACH AND GUY AND MOE AN MYSELF WILL MISS YA FOR SURE...FOR THE NEW YEAR AND NEW COACH WE HAVE WELCOME TO PERRYVILLE HIGH SCHOOL AND WELCOME TO MUSTANG COUNTRY FOR SURE.......THIS IS REFLECTING BACK AND WHAT AN WHERE THINGS WENT......FOR BASEBALL AND SOFTBALL AND BASKETBALL AN TO FOOTBALL WE WILL DO GOOD THIS YEAR AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES AND PHS WILL DO GOOD IN ALL THAT WE DO. 7 ON 7 GAMES AND TRACK TOO CONGRATS GO TO BARRETT ON WINNING STATE AND COACH BARNES FOR GETTIN THE TEAMS GOING WE MOE AND FURF THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORK TOO.....TO CLOSE NO PERSONAL ATTACKS HERE JUST VENT OF ALL THIS STUFF FROM THE YEAR AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED WOULD LIKE ON THIS END TO HAVE IT TO COME TO A CLOSE SOON AND AGREE TO DISAGREE TO HAVE FUN AN GET ALONG ON BOTH SIDES TOO TO MAKE THINGS BETTER AND NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH ATTACKS OVER THE PHONE AND IN PERSON.THAT ASID THE WATER BOTTLE THROWING STUFF ILL FORGIVE YOU ONLY TO HAVE YOU DROP YOUR UNLANDISH STUFF OF ONE SIDE STUFF AS BASHING ME ALL THE TIME OR THE LIMIT TO TALK THE SMACK TO SPREAD IT OUT TO NOT JUST ME BUT MOE AS WELL. TO ALL MUSTANG NATION AND MOE AND FURF FANS DVS 4 TO COME OUT SOON A MEETING TO HAVE THE STUFF SOON WILL BE IN THE WORKS AND HOPE BY SUMMER END WE HAVE A 34TH DVD SET OUT TO YOU THE FANS....ONE THING I HAVE ME HOOTEN GAMES PICKED AND READY TO GO THIS IS A 1ST BEFORE MOE TO GET THE GAMES READY AND THINKING ABOUT FOR AUG.....ALL THE BEST FOR THE SUMMER ALL FANS HAVE A GOOD ONE HAVE FUN BE SAFE AN T ALL TAKE CARE NAD THE BASKETBALL CAMPS AND FOOTBALL 7 ON 7 GAMES GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL THIS YEAR.......ALL THE BEST AND FROM MOE AND FURF NATION AND PEFCA I CLOSE BY SAYING NEXT YEAR......................................BIGELOW..............................YOUR........................NEXT!!!!!!!!
IN A PHONE CONVERSATION SATURDAY, FURF SAID THAT HE WOULD HAVE ANOTHER FINAL STATEMENT TO SEND OUT TO ALL THE FANS AFTER READING THE HOOTEN AND BIG BUCK EMAILS. STAY TUNED.
LOOKS LIKE WE SPOKE TOO SOON ABOUT THIS BEING THE END OF THE SEASON. SPECIAL K HAS JUST SENT IN HIS LAST WORDS OF THE YEAR….
looks like the water bottle did more damage than first thought, Furfs words are running together or should I say going in circles like a cat chasing his on tail, as for one sided bashing , look at all the stuff Furf has put on Bobby , ( who else has Furf picked on , besides picking his on nose) From my standpoint Bobby has all rights to pick on Furf , or as been said FLUFF and MUFF,, and in a phone call from a high up school administrator , and I quote ( Bigbucks Bobby HAS THE STROKE , and by one strike of the PEN Fluff could be put on triple extreme , almost banned from any activity, pertaining to picking his nose and scratching his butt,which we all know he does well, ) end QUOTE , So as I REVIEW the outcome's of this year I would like to declare BIGBUCKS BOBBY THE CHAMPION OF GETTING UNDER FURFS SKIN,, cause I ain't never seen nobody make Furf SQUEAL and WHINE like BIGBUCKS BOBBY has done FURF this year,,,, So I say HAIL to Champion BIGBUCKS BOBBY.........and like always this is from JOE PAUL MONTAGUE,,,, SPECIAK KKK
PEFCA CENTRAL HAS ALSO JUST RECEIVED THE NEXT FINAL STATEMENT FROM FURF:
TO BIG BUCKS:
WELL AFTER READING YOUR WANA BE POST, AN ALL I CAN SAY TO THAT IS BRAVO!!!YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF,BUT YA HAVE NOT OUT PLAYED ,OUT WITTED,NOR OUTLASTED THE LEGENDS AT ALL?STILL IT IS A SURE THING LIKE WILDFIRE YA HAVE YOU LIL COMMENTS AND POST BUT AT ANYTIME AT ALL NOT TO ONLY TRAP YOURSELF MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF.HOMERUN DERBY WAS PLAYED FAIR AN YOU JUST MAD YA DIDN'T SHOW UP.YEA YOU WISH YA HAD THE ANSWERS TO ALL BUT IF YA WERE THERE TO SEE THE GAME YA WOULD SEE WE BOTH PLAYED THE SAME PLACE AN THE SAME AMOUNT OF HITS?AND YA SAY I PLAYED COLE OFF AND SHAFTED MOE WELL ONE THIS TRUE YOU ARE THE BAD GUY FOR SURE MOE SHAFTED HIMSELF BY NOT HITTING THE BALL HARD OR FAR THAN I DID?WHO'S TO BLAME THAT IS YOUR BUDDY MOE FOR SURE.BE LIKE MOE AND YA SAY BE A MAN IVE GROIN U YOUR THE LIL MAN THAT CRY'S WHEN YA DON'T GET TO GO TO CHALLENGES OR CALL PEFCA CENTRAL TO GRIP YOU THE LESS OR LIL MAN HERE MORE THAN LIKELY.AN YOUR BLUNT ATTACKS ON FEARLESS FRIDAY HAVE BEEN SENT TO PEFCA TO REVIEW.WE WILL SEE WHAT KINDA PERSON YOU ARE SOON.I OFFER A CHALLENGE TO YOU THAT ILL HAVE OPEN SOON.IM DONE WITH THIS AN MOVING ON WITH BIGGER THINGS TO DEAL WITH....AND THE SUMMER AND 7 ON 7 GAMES AN CAMPS BEFORE AUG1ST.SO SEE BOBBY AND HOOTENS YA WANA COME TO OUR PAGE AN FIRE AT US WELL WE WILL JUST NOT LAYDOWN ,BACKDOWN FROM ANYONE WE HAVE HAD SHOTS FIRED TO US THE LAST 5 SOMETHING YEARS GOING NOW SO WE KNOW WHAT AN HOW TO SEE .....
TO THE HOOTENS
WITH THAT STATEMENT YA LET AN MADE WAS TRUE BUT BE CORRECT IN YOUR STATEMENT FOR SURE CALL WAS MADE AN CONVERSATION WAS TALKED ABOUT THE HOOTENS CLASSIC GAME AT CONWAY AN UCA.THATS A TRUE STATEMENT.YEA MOE DID HIS THING TO GROW A PAIR MOST LIKE NOT BOBBY OR YOU GUYS, BUT THEN AS WE WERE TALKING NEW INFO FROM THE CONF ON TV THAT THE MEDIA HAD ON SEEN SEV PLAYERS ,COACHES EXC.DID I ASK TO BE ON TV OR BEG TO,?NO!THE CONVERSATION WENT FROM TALKING ABOUT THE GAME AN TAIL KICKING TO HAVING THE GAME CALLED AT THE 3RD QT AN TO HAVE ONLY MOE STEP IN OFFER A CHALLENGE TO YOU CLOWNS.YOU CAN PIC ANYTIME YA WANT TO AN PICKING IS LIKE YOUR NOSE WE HAVE ALL GOT ONE?YOUR LIL COMMENT ABOUT 7 ON 7 WHY DON'T YA GO TO A GAME AN WATCH THEM PLAY ANY TEAM IN THE STATE YOUR SHILOH TEAM AN YOUR PA TEAM THAT BACKS YOU ALL?OR WHY NOT GO TO SOME OF THE SMALLER SCHOOLS THAT HAVE THEM AN WATCH GAMES. 7 ON 7 IS A CHANCE TO USE TO BETTER YOUR PASS GAME AN ALL BEFORE AUG 1ST.THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD TEAMS IN THE STATE THAT DO THIS AN HAVE FUN DOING IT.YOU WILL GET YOUR CHANCE TO AUG WITH YOUR CLASSICS AN ALL.MOE ON THE OTHER HAND TOLD ME THAT YOU GUYS WERE A JOKE AN HE'S NOT LOSING THIS BET AT ALL....SAVE YOUR LIL QUOTES FOR A LATER TIME THIS TEAM WE HAVE IS BETTER THIS YEAR AN WILL MAKE A RUN TO THE PLAYOFFS WEATHER OR NOT PEOPLE WITH THE LIKES OF FEARLESS OR HOOTENS OR AR PREP SPORTS DOES WHAT THEY DO SOME AN ALL KNOW THAT'S A JOKE FOR SURE.LIKE I SAID DIE HARD AN BURSE WILLIS HAS NOTHING ON ME OR THE LEGENDS AN THAT SAID ENOUGH SAID..... HEY I'VE GOT A CHALLENGE FOR YOU GUYS IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME?ILL GO HEAD TO HEAD IN YOU HOOTEN GAMES JUST TO SEE WHO AND HOW THE PICS FALL TO CALL THIS SUPER PICK?ALL THE GAMES WITH PT SPREADS?YA UP TO IT?EVEN GET BERRY GROOMS IN ON THIS OR ANY OF THE GUYS THERE THAT ARE AT HOOTENS YA HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS.LET THE GAME BEGIN.................FROM:MOE AND FURF SPORTS.
Just as PEFCA CENTRAL was shutting down for the night we received this email from Special K…. will this end or not?
As Furf gets the final say, I as one can not sit back any longer and say nothing. This is to Furf , DO REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT MOE AT ANYTHING??? NO, think about it Moe is a more superior athelete, his physical apperance just shadows you and you JERRY LEWIS apperance. All I can figure is MOE breaks down and just LETS you win every once in a while , just so he dont have to listen to your mouth. Spin all that around in your piss-- ant brain . And for your info I will be at Bigelow with a very special guest. And he may just tell you how things will be this next season. Oh yes I think your website is listed as MOE and FURF, well how come you are the only that HAS THE RUNS FROM YOUR MOUTH, MOE never says anything , he is more of a PROFESSIONAL , mild mannered person, and its a shame you blow up and let BIGBUCKS get to you.. again this is JOE PAUL MONTAGUE,, also know as SPECIAL KKK
BIG BUCKS HAS FINALLY CROSSED THE LINE AND FORGOTTEN JUST WHO HE IS DEALING WITH WHEN HE TAKES ON ONE OF THE LEGENDS. FURF HAS CONTACTED FEARLESS FRIDAY AND HAS HAD HIM BLOCKED FROM THE WEB SITE’S BULLETIN BOARDS. SINCE BOBBY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SHUT HIS MOUTH THEN THERE’S NO REASON TO THINK HE WOULD EVER BE ABLE TO LEARN AND KNOW HIS ROLE.
FURF HAS DECIDED TO RISE ABOVE THE DEGENERATE LEVEL AND STAND UP TO BE THE ULTIMATE LEGEND THAT HE IS. THE NEXT DAY HE CONTACTED FEARLESS FRIDAY AND GAVE HIS PERMISSION FOR THEM TO ALLOW HIM BACK ON IF HE ABIDES BY THE RULES AND USES ONLY ONE ID. THE BALL IS NOW IN BIG BUCKS’ COURT. HE WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO CONTACT FURF AND FEARLESS FRIDAY TO GET BACK ON. HE HAS NOW PROCLAIMED HIMSELF TO BE IN SECLUSION AND WILL NOT COMMUNICATE WITH FURF. WE KNOW THAT HE’S NEVER BEEN ABLE TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT BEFORE, SO WE PREDICT THAT HE’LL BE BACK IN A SHORT TIME.
WE HAVE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM SPECIAL K CONCERNING THIS SERIES OF EVENTS:
Word has it Bigbucks has been BANNED from fearless friday forum board , and that he is very upset and has gone in Seclusion from the rest of the world, this comes from my first cousin Ralphie form bigelow, who has known ties to the person that personally got him BANNED. Ralphie says he would not be suprised if Bigbucks never surfaced again. This is a fact , I one Joe Paul Montague is a little Pi-- off that some one would take such actions against a person of Bigbucks stature, knowing all that he does for all the atheletic programs and how he respects and supports the atheletes of PHS, so I say to who ever and you know who you are , you should be ashamed.. and I sign off for the last time until my long lost FRIEND BIGBUCKS returns.. JOE PAUL MONTAGUE , SPECIAL KKK
JUST BEFORE HIS ANNOUNCED SECLUSION, BIG BUCKS CALLED PEFCA CENTRAL TO SAY THAT HE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM FURF. HE SAID THAT THE MESSAGE WAS NOT CLEAR, BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE FURF MAY BE GOING AWAY AND DROPPING OUT OF SIGHT. WHEN PEFCA CENTRAL ASKED HIM FOR DETAILS, BIG BUCKS SAID, THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY, I AM NOT GOING INTO SECLUSION. THEN HE HUNG UP.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR PERRY COUNTY SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT? DOES THIS MEAN THAT FURF IS GOING TO RETIRE FROM HIS POSITIONS IN PERRY COUNTY AND AS ONE OF THE TWO GREATEST SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT PERSONALITIES IN PERRY COUNTY HISTORY? DOES THIS MEAN THAT MOE IS NOW THE UNDISPUTED LEGEND FOR LIFE? WILL BIG BUCKS TRY TO REPLACE THE VOID FILLED BY FURF’S ABSENCE? WILL THIS WEB PAGE BE KNOWN AS THE MOE & BOBBY WEB PAGE? OR IS THIS YET ANOTHER HUMAN CHESS MOVE BY FURF?
IF FURF HAS ANY OFFICIAL RESPONSE, HE SHOULD BE MAKING ONE SOON. THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT FANS EVERYWHERE WILL BE IMPATIENTLY WAITING…..
FURF HAS SENT IN A RESPONSE SHOWING JUST WHAT TYPE OF SPORTSMAN AND GENTLEMAN HE IS, WHILE STILL RETAINING THE INTENSITY OF A SUPREME COMPETITOR AND HUMAN CHESSMASTER:
This is a message for today all across the state an as well across the US here from Moe and Furf Sports we wana wish everyone a Great happy Fathers day....This day for all the fathers here anaround the globe we say we hope ya all enjoyed your day......From Moe and Furf........
declare cease fire and the personal vendetta between party's on here.Im in agreeance with this thought of not bashing an as well wanted to say your welcome back on the page that ya were presumed banned on now welcome to post again and continue to enjoy the posting and what not that is that page......In true showman an sportsman ship wana say yes its coming from me to say im sorry for the bashing an personal attacks that have been going on as of late.Continued peace an time to reflect will be the thought.I wish to end this soon an offer an accept my apology as well.All the best ....Furf....
In the Summer games of 7 on 7 we are now 12-1 the only loss was to Atkins in Dover past Thursday night in games.We have at press time have beat Bigelow 2 times on the Monday games at 2 diff locations one at Greenbrier and the other is to the Pig pen from Bigelow......A week off to get ready for games in Perryville next Monay and Atkins the following Thursday......In camps in Bball the mustangs have been to Jessieville and to Greenbrier......Good luck next month in Camp games in harding an in the Tech camp too...As well Good luck 7 on 7 guys an the games left in the Regionals in Russellville next month.
An finally to the Hootens in LR in the fairness for the web page in the spirit of competition live up to the challenges that have been put before me over the last 7+ years in turn to have many come to the page in pick competitions and challenges an what not im still as always in a civil challenge to you all go head to head in the hooten classic games by picking the games in spreads in a lil friendly picks challenge who will be open to everyone across mo fo nation......As all stated on the phone this is the drama of the summer to keep things going to keep interest to the web page to keep the spirit of Moe an Furf sports going........We welcome you guys to the page anytime an are our guest at any time ......To Hootens publishing Inc.Keep your books going an still my thought the best in the state to date....All the best from Mo Fo Nation an all the best in the highschool season too....
ALTHOUGH THE LEGENDS ARE ON SEMI-VACATION AT THIS TIME, BOTH HAVE BREAKING NEWS STORIES FOR SUNDAY.
JEFF MAGIE CALLED IN WITH NEWS OF A STATE CHAMPIONSHIP WON BY THE ARKANSAS NATURALS IN BEEBE ON SUNDAY. A LARGE AMOUNT OF CREDIT HAS TO GO TO MOE FOR THE VICTORY, AS HE BROUGHT THE MOE-TOWEL AND IT WAS FLYING HIGH ALL DAY. MOE ALSO MADE TWO KEY STRATEGIC DCISIONS THAT SET THE COURSE FOR THE STATE TITLE BEING WON. MOE WENT 2-0 IN COIN TOSSES TO DETERMINE HOME TEAM. NEVER DOUBT THAT MOE KNOWS, BECAUSE HE PICKED VISITORS IN THE FIRST GAME, THEN HOME IN THE SECOND GAME. ONLY MOE WOULD KNOW THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF CALLS TO SECURE THE HARDWARE. SPEAKING OF HARDWARE, MORE WAS APPARENTLY PRESENTED WITH A TROPHY AT THE END OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AND RECEIVED AN EXTENDED STANDING OVATION FROM EVERYONE PRESENT. THOSE WHO DOUBTED MOE’S ABILITY TO COME THROUGH ON THE BIG STAGE CAN REST ASSURED THAT MOE STILL HAS IT…
MAGIE REPORTED TO PEFCA CENTRAL THAT WHEN A PHONE CALL WAS PLACED TO FURF TO ANNOUNCE THE WIN, FURF HAD NEWS OF HIS OWN. AS A MASTERFUL ON-AIR BROADCASTER IN TV, RADIO, CB AND HAM RADIO, IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HIS NAME BEGAN FLOATING IN WORLD-WIDE CIRCLES. FURF ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD BEEN ON THE HAM RADIO TODAY AND THAT HE HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A FIGURE THAT YOU WILL RECOGNIZE. FURF SAID THAT HE SPOKE FOR AWHILE WITH THE GOVERNOER OF CALIFORNIA HIMSELF, MR Arnold Schwarzenegger
PEFCA RECEIVED AN EMAIL FURF FURF REGARDING THIS MATTER JUST BEFORE SHUTTING DOWN FOR THE NIGHT
Hey here is somthing if ya wana hear somthing about ham Radio its what we listen to an all...
http://arnewsline.org/ It talks about Field day and all..I left a message on your cell vice mail about who I talked to last night on Field day we had The Govener of California.Yep I got to talk to him 2 min an that was the best thing ive got to do in this hobby except fopr talking to those in space half the time.Just check this out listen to the Mp3 part of th listens an listen to the news line.I told Moe he was like no way yep my club station on Peti Jean Mt yestarday for some time and last night.
Tomorrow gettin ready for the start back up for 7 on 7 games an Thur at Atkins.Ill call back to post on the games an what not.Thats the big news of the weekend from here June 23rd ,2007........
PEFCA RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING EMAIL AS WELL:
What have ya'll done with or to Bigbucks? All over Perryville no one has seen him. Word is he has packed up and moved. Could someone at PEFCA Central look into this situation? After numerous calls and no answers I am very concerned. A call to Moe and all he will tell me is Bigbucks wife said he was in Seclusion and she hadn't seen him in two weeks .So if someone at PEFCA central would look int this I as one would appreciate it. Thanks , A Very Concerned Citizen of Perryville.
PEFCA ALSO RECEIVED A PHONE CALL EARLIER IN THE WEEK FROM SOMEONE PURPORTING TO BE SOMEONE NAMED “RALPHIE” WHO SAID THAT HE HAD SPOKEN TO BIG BUCKS AND THAT HE WAS STILL IN SECLUSION. STAY TUNED FOR BREAKING NEWS ON “WHAT HAPPENED TO BIG BUCKS”
Two large stories came in to PEFCA Central in the past week.
Saturday Moe & Furf traveled with the team to Mustang Mountain for some 7-on-7 action. While the Mustangs went 2-4 on the day, one of the wins made up for all of the losses. Both Moe & Furf called in to report the events immediately after the trip was over.
After a rough day in pool play, Perryville knocked out FUPA in the first round of tournament play of the day. PEFCA imagines that Moe and Furf enjoyed the day and it brought back memories of the “Hicks vs Pricks” win over FUPA several years ago.
The other item of interest was the move made by the Hooten boys. They announced that there will be a weekly “Beat the Hootens” challenge each week with a pot of $100 to the winner, $50 for 2nd and $25 for third. This is a blatant act of thievery by the Hootens after they have followed the MFSL Superpick challenge over the years.
PEFCA and MF Entertainment cannot sit idly by and allow them to get away with this unforgivable. PEFCA is considering many options at this point. Here are a few possibilities:
1) Do nothing and let them have their little game.
2) Get Big Bucks to put up pots of $101, $51 and $26 each week to top the Hootens’ pots
3) Expose the Hootens by contacting all television, radio and internet sites and start an email and phone call protest direct to the Hootens by all MFSL members and fans of Moe and Furf
4) Demand that the Hootens pay Moe and Furf a royalty of $50 each for each week they continue with the contest and give credit to the legends for the idea of having the contest.
5) Demand that the Hootens dedicate a page to the legend of Moe and Furf and allow them to post a weekly high school recap during the football season.
6) Demand that the Hootens change the name of their web page to www.wishweweremoeandfurf.com
After considering some of the many options, PEFCA is leaning toward the following two steps:
1) Everyone sending a email to Hootens and letting them know what is about to happen to them & their little game
2) Win all their contests, take all their money and have one heck of a party at the end of the year
If you have any other ideas on what should be done, email them to PEFCA at email@example.com
Moe reached another milestone last Thursday as he celebrated the birthday that brought the first legend to the world of sports entertainment. Moe will be vacationing this week at church camp in Tennessee, his last days of rest and relaxation before the start of football season.
Big Bucks Bobbi has apparently come out of seclusion and reports that he is now on good terms with Furf. Has he finally come around, or is this yet another setup?
The Hooten boys have been dodging Furf since they came out with their MFSL-imitation pickem game. He reports that he has made several attempts to contact them, but they have not returned his calls. They will not be able to hide next Saturday in Little Rock when PHS goes to War Memorial for the State 7-on-7 competition. Furf will be available for any sports fans or television and radio personnel to speak with.
Furf also reported that Magie has picked up a new nickname as a result of a recent trip to Chicago. Coming outside a store after buying a new St Louis Cardinals cap, a pidgeon flying above was on target with a “package” for Magie’s new cap. The package landed squarely on his cap and fell down to his shirt. Any true Moe and furf fan would know what the nickname is at this point, so say howdy to old -------- the next time you see him…..